sharks in victoria
#16
She's Diddy, He's Not
Joined: Apr 2004
Location: Gold Coast - just like Felixstowe
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Re: sharks in victoria
Apparently you're also more likely to be killed by a cow.
I didn't even know cows could swim.
I didn't even know cows could swim.
#17
Re: sharks in victoria
Originally Posted by wombat42
The best thing to do if attacked by a shark is to fight back and punch it in the nose or try to poke its eyes out if you can, then the shark might think your not worth the trouble and swim off. But it might not be much use against an enormous great white
#18
Re: sharks in victoria
Great whites roll their eyes back - or some sort of protective membrane covers over their eyes one or 'tother - you may be gouging for a while.
Lets just hope it doesnt nibble your arms off first - anyone seen Monty Python - but a mere flesh wound!!
Lets just hope it doesnt nibble your arms off first - anyone seen Monty Python - but a mere flesh wound!!
#19
Re: sharks in victoria
Originally Posted by diddy
I didn't even know cows could swim.
[sorry couldnt resist that 1 ]
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Re: sharks in victoria
Originally Posted by fugly
my MIL can
[sorry couldnt resist that 1 ]
[sorry couldnt resist that 1 ]
#22
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Re: sharks in victoria
Originally Posted by Pomster
"they were surrounded by sharks' - yep daft reef sharks who are as much of a danger as a shoal of any other fish. Still that shark word is good for news reporting!
all this does is make more people post more on spiders, sharks because they think you're struck dead as soon as you walk out the door, eh.
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#23
Re: sharks in victoria
Originally Posted by wombat42
The best thing to do is to............... try to poke its eyes out if you can,