Saturday giggle...
Nov 5th 2005, 2:25 am
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Saturday giggle...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
Nov 5th 2005, 4:16 am
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Re: Saturday giggle...
Originally Posted by Hels
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
Nov 5th 2005, 4:55 am
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Re: Saturday giggle...
Originally Posted by Hels
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
Needed that, been standin in rain at dog show all arvo !!
Nov 5th 2005, 9:38 am
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Re: Saturday giggle...
hey hels
i needed that i'm at work on a saturday pants
but that made me laugh ta x
i needed that i'm at work on a saturday pants
but that made me laugh ta x
Originally Posted by Hels
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally,
God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
Nov 5th 2005, 10:02 am
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Re: Saturday giggle...
Sweet joke.....
Sweet rack!!!!
Sweet rack!!!!
Nov 5th 2005, 10:20 am
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Re: Saturday giggle...
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
/me yawns
Awwww...ever so glad you like it!!!
Nov 5th 2005, 1:25 pm
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Re: Saturday giggle...
[QUOTE=Hels]A bus carrying only ugly people
even the first line made me giggle -- and the rest was a hoot too!!
thanks
even the first line made me giggle
-- and the rest was a hoot too!!thanks
Nov 5th 2005, 4:06 pm
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Re: Saturday giggle...
Keep 'em coming Hels, I love a good giggle
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Nov 5th 2005, 4:51 pm
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Re: Saturday giggle...
roflmao
k sent in appreciation!!!!
k sent in appreciation!!!!
Nov 5th 2005, 5:01 pm
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Re: Saturday giggle...
made me smile
