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Old Apr 14th 2005, 9:38 am
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Is this bashing them around the head with them after you have removed them after the squeeze?

My god, I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you!

We could pin him down (assuming its a him) and we could tickle his genitals with a feather.

Then we could get some hot wax and remove all the hair.

Then, we could line up some bird food along his crown jewels and put an Ibis there to eat it. Youve seen the beak!

Probably wouldnt need to bash him after that.
 
Old Apr 14th 2005, 9:40 am
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We could pin him down (assuming its a him) and we could tickle his genitals with a feather.

Then we could get some hot wax and remove all the hair.

Then, we could line up some bird food along his crown jewels and put an Ibis there to eat it. Youve seen the beak!

Probably wouldnt need to bash him after that.
And suppose there in to S&M ! ! !

They will keep coming back for more.
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Old Apr 14th 2005, 9:51 am
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And suppose there in to S&M ! ! !

They will keep coming back for more.

Well I suppose so. Then we could give them a bit of 'botty torture'.

 
Old Apr 14th 2005, 9:55 am
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Well I suppose so. Then we could give them a bit of 'botty torture'.

No comment ! ! !
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Old Apr 14th 2005, 9:58 am
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No comment ! ! !

Right now I must stop because if I start laughing at my desk, my boss will start laughing and we set each other off.

No more mention from me about 'brown invasion'
 

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