View Poll Results: Track a Pom (T.A.P) ?
should we track individuals
4
57.14%
should we be able to send electric shock
2
28.57%
should we be able to send a pommy GDAY when they are out shopping, for embarrassing purposes only
5
71.43%
should the information be available to all
2
28.57%
should we be able to invoke restricted areas
1
14.29%
should we be able to permit a self explode, from a POLL on expats
2
28.57%
should the NHS pay for this
3
42.86%
would a Penis version work well
2
28.57%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 7. You may not vote on this poll
Revolutionary NEW IDEA
#1
Revolutionary NEW IDEA
In an effort to control and monitor EXPATS. I have devised a cunning plan.
Borrowing information and technologies already available via the PRISONS in the uk.
All migrants should wear a GPS satelite location armband at all times.
Briotish expats , will then hook up a specific page direct via satelite, and at the EXPATS discretion an avatar will represent the "said" expat on satellite Imagery.
This way we can monitor what them LUCKY BASTARDOS are doing downunder
The device could be worn as a watch and we could track using gps, and have the latitude and longitude digitally remastered for the internet.
A similar device for keeping tabs on kids is available
http://www.ion-kids.com/how.html
Borrowing information and technologies already available via the PRISONS in the uk.
All migrants should wear a GPS satelite location armband at all times.
Briotish expats , will then hook up a specific page direct via satelite, and at the EXPATS discretion an avatar will represent the "said" expat on satellite Imagery.
This way we can monitor what them LUCKY BASTARDOS are doing downunder
The device could be worn as a watch and we could track using gps, and have the latitude and longitude digitally remastered for the internet.
A similar device for keeping tabs on kids is available
http://www.ion-kids.com/how.html
#2
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Re: Revolutionary NEW IDEA
Look here, I've spluttered coffee all over my keyboard now! Are you going to come and clean it off for me, eh? I dunno, what a way to start the day!
#4
Originally posted by arnie2oz
'would a Penis version work well'
And for the ladies??????
'would a Penis version work well'
And for the ladies??????
what LADIES ! <ducks>