revenge is sweet...
#1
revenge is sweet...
Hi everyone yet again, well my ex had his fortnightly visit today ( unfortunately) i dropped my daughter off at 12 and when he opened the door he decidd to make a snide remark about the car being untidy....not that hes got one or a license for that matter...and i was raging, i went shopping at asda but couldnt concentrate on anything but what he had said gggrrrr, i forgot most of the things i went shopping for and got home feeling defeated...then an idea sprung to mind
me thinks i wont let a tosser get me down, so i decided to get out the yellow pages and hire miself a limo and driver
to pick me up 1st then drive into Blackpool and pick my daughter up as we pulled up outside the tower the driver got out opened my door and i stepped out for my daughter...his face was a picture couldnt stop smirking to myself, though to myself shove that up yer crack and chew it mate....believe me the feeling was great and well worth the £28.00, even gave him a tip..GOD I FEEL GOOD TODAY :PARTY:
me thinks i wont let a tosser get me down, so i decided to get out the yellow pages and hire miself a limo and driver
to pick me up 1st then drive into Blackpool and pick my daughter up as we pulled up outside the tower the driver got out opened my door and i stepped out for my daughter...his face was a picture couldnt stop smirking to myself, though to myself shove that up yer crack and chew it mate....believe me the feeling was great and well worth the £28.00, even gave him a tip..GOD I FEEL GOOD TODAY :PARTY:
#2
Nice one Johanne!!!!
I bet that shut him up!
Did you have a bottle of champers in the back?
I bet your daughter was chuffed as well wasn't she?
Seems well worth the £28.00, you'll have to do the same when you're off to Oz!!!!!
Tracey
I bet that shut him up!
Did you have a bottle of champers in the back?
I bet your daughter was chuffed as well wasn't she?
Seems well worth the £28.00, you'll have to do the same when you're off to Oz!!!!!
Tracey
#3
Originally posted by tracey brien
Nice one Johanne!!!!
I bet that shut him up!
Did you have a bottle of champers in the back?
I bet your daughter was chuffed as well wasn't she?
Seems well worth the £28.00, you'll have to do the same when you're off to Oz!!!!!
Tracey
Nice one Johanne!!!!
I bet that shut him up!
Did you have a bottle of champers in the back?
I bet your daughter was chuffed as well wasn't she?
Seems well worth the £28.00, you'll have to do the same when you're off to Oz!!!!!
Tracey
that will do his head in good style....
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Maybe both of you should stop using the child as a weapon against each other. You seem as bad as each other.
#5
Great plan Johanne I know what a pain in the butt absent Fathers can be. If only they put their money where their mouth is hey?
It must have been a picture seeing him standing there
It must have been a picture seeing him standing there
#6
This is good for a funny revenge or just a joke on a mate.
Put an ad in the local paper saying
"Free to good home, Parrot and cage, Parrot called "name of person you need revenge on" Parrot in good health etc etc etc....
Put in the contact telephone no.
Voila...
The friend etc gets so many calls that it sends them completely batty.......
The Free part of the ad is so appealing that loads of people ring up to enquire....
I did this to my mate as a revenge joke and it worked so well.
booboo
(I know , I know , Its so childish)
Put an ad in the local paper saying
"Free to good home, Parrot and cage, Parrot called "name of person you need revenge on" Parrot in good health etc etc etc....
Put in the contact telephone no.
Voila...
The friend etc gets so many calls that it sends them completely batty.......
The Free part of the ad is so appealing that loads of people ring up to enquire....
I did this to my mate as a revenge joke and it worked so well.
booboo
(I know , I know , Its so childish)
#7
Twenty eight pounds for your limo was a great price. I would of thought they were so much dearer to hire.
That has given me a great idea
booboo
That has given me a great idea
booboo
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Joined: Sep 2003
Location: nottingham england
Posts: 48
Re: revenge is sweet...
well done johanne,
i am always too chicken to do things like that incase it doesn't go according to plan and i end up looking like a complete prat.
and don't listen to that doctor scrumpy who says that you ought to grow up ,if you told your daughter that you did it for her then i'll bet she was /would be chuffed and she is old enough to know whats what and a part time dad will never match up to the things that you do for her.i'll shut up now
teresa
i am always too chicken to do things like that incase it doesn't go according to plan and i end up looking like a complete prat.
and don't listen to that doctor scrumpy who says that you ought to grow up ,if you told your daughter that you did it for her then i'll bet she was /would be chuffed and she is old enough to know whats what and a part time dad will never match up to the things that you do for her.i'll shut up now
teresa
#9
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 181
Re: revenge is sweet...
Originally posted by johanne
Hi everyone yet again, well my ex had his fortnightly visit today ( unfortunately) i dropped my daughter off at 12 and when he opened the door he decidd to make a snide remark about the car being untidy....not that hes got one or a license for that matter...and i was raging, i went shopping at asda but couldnt concentrate on anything but what he had said gggrrrr, i forgot most of the things i went shopping for and got home feeling defeated...then an idea sprung to mind
me thinks i wont let a tosser get me down, so i decided to get out the yellow pages and hire miself a limo and driver
to pick me up 1st then drive into Blackpool and pick my daughter up as we pulled up outside the tower the driver got out opened my door and i stepped out for my daughter...his face was a picture couldnt stop smirking to myself, though to myself shove that up yer crack and chew it mate....believe me the feeling was great and well worth the £28.00, even gave him a tip..GOD I FEEL GOOD TODAY :PARTY:
Hi everyone yet again, well my ex had his fortnightly visit today ( unfortunately) i dropped my daughter off at 12 and when he opened the door he decidd to make a snide remark about the car being untidy....not that hes got one or a license for that matter...and i was raging, i went shopping at asda but couldnt concentrate on anything but what he had said gggrrrr, i forgot most of the things i went shopping for and got home feeling defeated...then an idea sprung to mind
me thinks i wont let a tosser get me down, so i decided to get out the yellow pages and hire miself a limo and driver
to pick me up 1st then drive into Blackpool and pick my daughter up as we pulled up outside the tower the driver got out opened my door and i stepped out for my daughter...his face was a picture couldnt stop smirking to myself, though to myself shove that up yer crack and chew it mate....believe me the feeling was great and well worth the £28.00, even gave him a tip..GOD I FEEL GOOD TODAY :PARTY:
Good for you!!! God id love to have thought of something like that!! Oooh i could just see my ex horrible face what a picture (not)
I hope everything goes ok for you and i presume your off then!!! Good luck for the future.
Kath
#10
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Re: revenge is sweet...
Originally posted by johanne
Hi everyone yet again, well my ex had his fortnightly visit today ( unfortunately) i dropped my daughter off at 12 and when he opened the door he decidd to make a snide remark about the car being untidy....not that hes got one or a license for that matter...and i was raging, i went shopping at asda but couldnt concentrate on anything but what he had said gggrrrr, i forgot most of the things i went shopping for and got home feeling defeated...then an idea sprung to mind
me thinks i wont let a tosser get me down, so i decided to get out the yellow pages and hire miself a limo and driver
to pick me up 1st then drive into Blackpool and pick my daughter up as we pulled up outside the tower the driver got out opened my door and i stepped out for my daughter...his face was a picture couldnt stop smirking to myself, though to myself shove that up yer crack and chew it mate....believe me the feeling was great and well worth the £28.00, even gave him a tip..GOD I FEEL GOOD TODAY :PARTY:
Hi everyone yet again, well my ex had his fortnightly visit today ( unfortunately) i dropped my daughter off at 12 and when he opened the door he decidd to make a snide remark about the car being untidy....not that hes got one or a license for that matter...and i was raging, i went shopping at asda but couldnt concentrate on anything but what he had said gggrrrr, i forgot most of the things i went shopping for and got home feeling defeated...then an idea sprung to mind
me thinks i wont let a tosser get me down, so i decided to get out the yellow pages and hire miself a limo and driver
to pick me up 1st then drive into Blackpool and pick my daughter up as we pulled up outside the tower the driver got out opened my door and i stepped out for my daughter...his face was a picture couldnt stop smirking to myself, though to myself shove that up yer crack and chew it mate....believe me the feeling was great and well worth the £28.00, even gave him a tip..GOD I FEEL GOOD TODAY :PARTY:
That's made my day Johanne
It's just a shame that you have to fork out to piss him off! I guess it was worth it though. He'll be laughing on the other side of his face when he loses the battle.
Take care
#12
Re: revenge is sweet...
Originally posted by Graham & Kath
Good for you!!! God id love to have thought of something like that!! Oooh i could just see my ex horrible face what a picture (not)
I hope everything goes ok for you and i presume your off then!!! Good luck for the future.
Kath
Good for you!!! God id love to have thought of something like that!! Oooh i could just see my ex horrible face what a picture (not)
I hope everything goes ok for you and i presume your off then!!! Good luck for the future.
Kath
good luck with yours
johanne
#14
Originally posted by ellen fedulow
good on ya joanne!!
ignore the "english type gentleman" this is a woman thing!!!
ellen1
good on ya joanne!!
ignore the "english type gentleman" this is a woman thing!!!
ellen1
johanne
#15
Originally posted by ellen fedulow
good on ya joanne!!
ignore the "english type gentleman" this is a woman thing!!!
ellen1
good on ya joanne!!
ignore the "english type gentleman" this is a woman thing!!!
ellen1
way to go jo