steandleigh

Help!!! Continuing from my post in "What friends say when they hear you are emigrating to Oz", does anyone have any good ideas for getting my own back on my vicious cow of a boss. nothing too awful, but something to get her going would be good.

Thanks! Leigh.

P.S I don't want to anything which would result in a criminal record or have my long awaited visa revoked! NO - we havent got it yet, still at TRA processing stage, but I love the idea of plotting!

tinaj

Tell her that all of your family have decided to move out there as well!! That should shut her up. And mention 'you don't see your family very often do you?' Then every day look up the weather on the BBC weather site and say, oh look another sunny day. I can't wait to get out there and buy my boat/yaght/ jet ski etc. Oh and did I mention the 4 bed 2 bath house with pool I am buying without a mortgage!!

Even better once you have gone keep sending her sunny, happy postcards every few weeks, that should really piss her off.

cresta57

leave her some nice fresh prawns in the back of a drawer or filing cab. You'll be well gone by the time they reach maximum stink
We've a van at work that someone "lost" a half empty tin of spicy mackerel fillets into the heater ducting when they left. It still stinks when the heaters on

hevs

once you get there send her a huntsman in the post (dead one that is!:scared: )

ADELAIDE BOUND

Hi
Not sure if this is legal or not. I remember years ago all the apprentices getting there own back on a pig of a site foreman.
They managed to obtain a sachet from a joke shop, which when emptied into the foremans tea was odourless and colourless.
The thing is when he went to the toilet an hour or so later his urine turned illuminous green.
We could hear the screams all over the site.
Bless him.
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Cheers

arlene

oh please have lots of ideas but at this stage of proceedings will still be civil, have to get a reference from them for my new job


arlene

steandleigh

Thanks guys for all the "interesting replies"! Particularly like the one about the prawns, but am not a sadistic, nor fishy person. think the one about having the fantastic house without the mortgage and parents coming along too ( which they are now considering, although i don't know what they're chances are) is a good 'un also.

Ta mates!

best wishes, Leigh.

april

When you are there send her a picture of yourself on the beach with a "hunk or Hubby".... and a bottle of Champagne a picture is worth a thousand words or so they say !!!!!!

april

Or better still....... E-mail to her

bondipom

Sign here up for dodgy competitions that fill your in box so full that she will never be able to email again. Other suggestions are porn sites so that she gets fired.