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pankala Mar 3rd 2003 1:52 am

The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Ford and Arthur found themselves zipped about two million years earlier in time and crash land on prehistoric Earth (Australia) with a group of vagabond telephone sanitizers, middle management executives and hairdressers. Seems their original planet, Golgafrincham (Pommie Land), tricked them into believing their planet was doomed and off they went with the dead promise of others being behind them on the way. Bumbling along on prehistoric earth the Golgafrincham's first order of business is to establish leaves as a currency and then burn down the forests due to their availability in an effort to control the inflation caused by such widespread availability."

Douglas Adams: Nostradamus of the Modern Era! To be so woefully misunderstood in your own time. Never in the field of philosophy has so much been overlooked by so many for so long and thanks for every last fish.

AndrewR Mar 3rd 2003 4:28 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pankala
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Ford and Arthur found themselves zipped about two million years earlier in time and crash land on prehistoric Earth (Australia) with a group of vagabond telephone sanitizers, middle management executives and hairdressers. Seems their original planet, Golgafrincham (Pommie Land), tricked them into believing their planet was doomed and off they went with the dead promise of others being behind them on the way. Bumbling along on prehistoric earth the Golgafrincham's first order of business is to establish leaves as a currency and then burn down the forests due to their availability in an effort to control the inflation caused by such widespread availability."

Douglas Adams: Nostradamus of the Modern Era! To be so woefully misunderstood in your own time. Never in the field of philosophy has so much been overlooked by so many for so long and thanks for every last fish.

Ah, you are such a mystic.

pankala Mar 3rd 2003 11:51 pm

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pankala
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Ford and Arthur found themselves zipped about two million years earlier in time and crash land on prehistoric Earth (Australia) with a group of vagabond telephone sanitizers, middle management executives and hairdressers. Seems their original planet, Golgafrincham (Pommie Land), tricked them into believing their planet was doomed and off they went with the dead promise of others being behind them on the way. Bumbling along on prehistoric earth the Golgafrincham's first order of business is to establish leaves as a currency and then burn down the forests due to their availability in an effort to control the inflation caused by such widespread availability."

Douglas Adams: Nostradamus of the Modern Era! To be so woefully misunderstood in your own time. Never in the field of philosophy has so much been overlooked by so many for so long and thanks for every last fish.
And here is a bit of info on the candidates to help you vote.

pommie bastard Mar 4th 2003 12:52 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pankala
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Ford and Arthur found themselves zipped about two million years earlier in time and crash land on prehistoric Earth (Australia) with a group of vagabond telephone sanitizers, middle management executives and hairdressers. Seems their original planet, Golgafrincham (Pommie Land), tricked them into believing their planet was doomed and off they went with the dead promise of others being behind them on the way. Bumbling along on prehistoric earth the Golgafrincham's first order of business is to establish leaves as a currency and then burn down the forests due to their availability in an effort to control the inflation caused by such widespread availability."

Douglas Adams: Nostradamus of the Modern Era! To be so woefully misunderstood in your own time. Never in the field of philosophy has so much been overlooked by so many for so long and thanks for every last fish.
This Brit pens a good novel even looked good on TV , you lad are getting a bit deep most on this forum read the Sun and would not follow your irony.


:D :cool: :beer:

pankala Mar 4th 2003 1:22 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pommie bastard
This Brit pens a good novel even looked good on TV , you lad are getting a bit deep most on this forum read the Sun and would not follow your irony.

:D :cool: :beer:
Coded message to British elite. "We're awake to you. Guess who is reverse brain washing your children in Pommie Land."

pommie bastard Mar 4th 2003 2:20 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pankala
Coded message to British elite. "We're awake to you. Guess who is reverse brain washing your children in Pommie Land."
More than a few on this forum could do with a good spin cycle they seem a bit wet behind the ears .
The Aussie elite are dumbing down the Australian public never seen a pollie here have anything but contempt for the great unwashed.




:D :cool: :beer:

pankala Mar 4th 2003 3:13 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pommie bastard
More than a few on this forum could do with a good spin cycle they seem a bit wet behind the ears .
The Aussie elite are dumbing down the Australian public never seen a pollie here have anything but contempt for the great unwashed.

:D :cool: :beer:
Is that why Poms go for front loaders, cann't stand the top loaders? Heard of reverse cycle air con, youse blokes got reverse cycle spin too?

pommie bastard Mar 4th 2003 3:37 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pankala
Is that why Poms go for front loaders, cann't stand the top loaders? Heard of reverse cycle air con, youse blokes got reverse cycle spin too?
The Top loaders are taking over in WA they are being given a $150 rebate because they are better than old fashioned top loaders use a lot less water , hi-tech is here at last where will it lead?
Only got evaporative air-con uses the bull once and draws more in.

:D :cool: :beer:

Thylacoleo Mar 5th 2003 8:21 am

Re: The Restaurant at the Arse End of the Universe
 

Originally posted by pankala
And here is a bit of info on the candidates to help you vote.
Watch your drunken on taxes.


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