Quotes from the master
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Quotes from the master
Don't you miss good ol' PommieBastard (PB) ? He always managed to get a rise out of the Aussies.. It made it far more entertaining. I believe he used to live in Perth. Here are a couple of his contributions (in green) before he ran screaming back to the UK:
My Scottish wife and outlaws have called me worse. Whos moaning I love being a Pommie bastard , far better than being an Aussie; that would upset me.
Thanks for your well thought out opinion. Hope that the smoke where you are has cleared and your lungs are full of fresh air again?
Trouble with getting a lack of air in your lungs is it stops the thought process - can be deadly when around bush fires , if I was you I would keep well clear.
Self centred could be right there, been here a while could be turning Aussie. I will make an appointment with Doc today; was feeling left out. Half the people around here are on anti-depressants the other half are on the drink , could do with a few drugs bit pricy at $28 but cheaper than the ale.
Originally posted by shamer
In Scotland you would be known as an English Bastard and in England just a Bastard, so stop your moaning. If the cap fits.
shamer
In Scotland you would be known as an English Bastard and in England just a Bastard, so stop your moaning. If the cap fits.
shamer
Originally posted by Dudley
Try to clear your mind and read what you have written - it SCREAMS mental illness....
See your Doctor BEFORE it becomes life threatening. It may not just be your life which is threatened by your mental illness.
Try to clear your mind and read what you have written - it SCREAMS mental illness....
See your Doctor BEFORE it becomes life threatening. It may not just be your life which is threatened by your mental illness.
Trouble with getting a lack of air in your lungs is it stops the thought process - can be deadly when around bush fires , if I was you I would keep well clear.
Self centred could be right there, been here a while could be turning Aussie. I will make an appointment with Doc today; was feeling left out. Half the people around here are on anti-depressants the other half are on the drink , could do with a few drugs bit pricy at $28 but cheaper than the ale.
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Yeah...I do ...he gave this place some balance...and a few laffs...I didnt agree with all he said that I have read(i came in on the end of his reign) ...but still.........
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Originally posted by peppi
Yeah...I do ...he gave this place some balance...and a few laffs...I didnt agree with all he said that I have read(i came in on the end of his reign) ...but still.........
Yeah...I do ...he gave this place some balance...and a few laffs...I didnt agree with all he said that I have read(i came in on the end of his reign) ...but still.........
G
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Re: Quotes from the master
lol
Mike, I'm sure you can come up with better ones!!
He was hilarious at times!!!
And annoying at others
Mike, I'm sure you can come up with better ones!!
He was hilarious at times!!!
And annoying at others
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by MikeStanton
Don't you miss good ol' PommieBastard (PB) ? He always managed to get a rise out of the Aussies.. It made it far more entertaining. I believe he used to live in Perth. Here are a couple of his contributions (in green) before he ran screaming back to the UK:
My Scottish wife and outlaws have called me worse. Whos moaning I love being a Pommie bastard , far better than being an Aussie; that would upset me.
Thanks for your well thought out opinion. Hope that the smoke where you are has cleared and your lungs are full of fresh air again?
Trouble with getting a lack of air in your lungs is it stops the thought process - can be deadly when around bush fires , if I was you I would keep well clear.
Self centred could be right there, been here a while could be turning Aussie. I will make an appointment with Doc today; was feeling left out. Half the people around here are on anti-depressants the other half are on the drink , could do with a few drugs bit pricy at $28 but cheaper than the ale.
Don't you miss good ol' PommieBastard (PB) ? He always managed to get a rise out of the Aussies.. It made it far more entertaining. I believe he used to live in Perth. Here are a couple of his contributions (in green) before he ran screaming back to the UK:
My Scottish wife and outlaws have called me worse. Whos moaning I love being a Pommie bastard , far better than being an Aussie; that would upset me.
Thanks for your well thought out opinion. Hope that the smoke where you are has cleared and your lungs are full of fresh air again?
Trouble with getting a lack of air in your lungs is it stops the thought process - can be deadly when around bush fires , if I was you I would keep well clear.
Self centred could be right there, been here a while could be turning Aussie. I will make an appointment with Doc today; was feeling left out. Half the people around here are on anti-depressants the other half are on the drink , could do with a few drugs bit pricy at $28 but cheaper than the ale.
another one for you.
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I've already think Florida and Meg (and when he's not a geisha, or digging the mines , or a rose in Sydney, or his latest one ... pretending to be a a Muslim and fooling the yanks in the lounge) are one person.. and I know Florida knows Qld, just little things he has said., there is no way he does not know Brisbane . so in that case meg is in QLD... umm meg and florida. are one .lol ( come on!!!)
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PB, lol ...
anyway, the top quote from "PB"to add to add to your list off quotes by him ...
Gawd bless him.. I do miss his humour who ever PB is.
PB are you there??... we should try the Ouija board.. can you hear us?
cheers
Last edited by Ceri; Apr 23rd 2004 at 6:34 am.
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by MikeStanton
Don't you miss good ol' PommieBastard (PB) ? He always managed to get a rise out of the Aussies.. It made it far more entertaining. I believe he used to live in Perth. Here are a couple of his contributions (in green) before he ran screaming back to the UK:
My Scottish wife and outlaws have called me worse. Whos moaning I love being a Pommie bastard , far better than being an Aussie; that would upset me.
Thanks for your well thought out opinion. Hope that the smoke where you are has cleared and your lungs are full of fresh air again?
Trouble with getting a lack of air in your lungs is it stops the thought process - can be deadly when around bush fires , if I was you I would keep well clear.
Self centred could be right there, been here a while could be turning Aussie. I will make an appointment with Doc today; was feeling left out. Half the people around here are on anti-depressants the other half are on the drink , could do with a few drugs bit pricy at $28 but cheaper than the ale.
Don't you miss good ol' PommieBastard (PB) ? He always managed to get a rise out of the Aussies.. It made it far more entertaining. I believe he used to live in Perth. Here are a couple of his contributions (in green) before he ran screaming back to the UK:
My Scottish wife and outlaws have called me worse. Whos moaning I love being a Pommie bastard , far better than being an Aussie; that would upset me.
Thanks for your well thought out opinion. Hope that the smoke where you are has cleared and your lungs are full of fresh air again?
Trouble with getting a lack of air in your lungs is it stops the thought process - can be deadly when around bush fires , if I was you I would keep well clear.
Self centred could be right there, been here a while could be turning Aussie. I will make an appointment with Doc today; was feeling left out. Half the people around here are on anti-depressants the other half are on the drink , could do with a few drugs bit pricy at $28 but cheaper than the ale.
Mentally deranged? He did claim he would leave.
And what kind of sheep are you to clothe yourself in the mangy old dogs hide?
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by Megalania
He left with an Aussie passport - even had the temerity to suggest it was his.
Mentally deranged? He did claim he would leave.
And what kind of sheep are you to clothe yourself in the mangy old dogs hide?
He left with an Aussie passport - even had the temerity to suggest it was his.
Mentally deranged? He did claim he would leave.
And what kind of sheep are you to clothe yourself in the mangy old dogs hide?
Anyway, megs,or florida what ever I should call you today... fishing is slow this week
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by Megalania
And what kind of sheep are you to clothe yourself in the mangy old dogs hide?
And what kind of sheep are you to clothe yourself in the mangy old dogs hide?
Because PB is..................................my father
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by MikeStanton
Dear Jabba the Hutt,
Because PB is..................................my father
Dear Jabba the Hutt,
Because PB is..................................my father
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Jabba's depravity was legendary. He kept himself entertained by torturing and humiliating his subjects. He kept scantily-clad slave girls chained to his throne for his amusement. When fickle, Jabba would send his prize possessions to a ghastly end.
Jabba the Hutt
Beyond such frivolities - how far I'll let you guess.
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by Ceri
you did not deny that you are Florida.
Anyway, megs,or florida what ever I should call you today... fishing is slow this week
you did not deny that you are Florida.
Anyway, megs,or florida what ever I should call you today... fishing is slow this week
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by Megalania
Hello GoldyFish.
Hello GoldyFish.
Anyway Florida.. may I call you that? Fishing is pretty slow, Brisbane is getting worse..
do you have many split personalities?? which one is your real one?
Right I'm off home nearly half five... have fun
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Re: Quotes from the master
Originally posted by Ceri
you know what happened to anything mega don't you?
Anyway Florida.. may I call you that? Fishing is pretty slow, Brisbane is getting worse..
do you have many split personalities?? which one is your real one?
Right I'm off home nearly half five... have fun
you know what happened to anything mega don't you?
Anyway Florida.. may I call you that? Fishing is pretty slow, Brisbane is getting worse..
do you have many split personalities?? which one is your real one?
Right I'm off home nearly half five... have fun
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Originally posted by Grayling
Rock on PB
G
Rock on PB
G