Quotable Quotes!! Friday Funny's
Mar 17th 2005, 9:22 pm
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Quotable Quotes!! Friday Funny's
Working in an office enviroment for 10 years you hear some funny things, in our office we called these quoatable quotes, it's basically folk saying things that make not a great deal of sense. Here are a few below. Please add on if you know any!!
Hugh: Hey Susan would you like a lift up the road as it's raining outside
Susan: No thanks i've got my sandals on
Our service manager talking to a client about a service contract,
Hello sir, would you like that done annually or once a year!!
Salesman To Client
Hi i'm just phoning to tell you that i cant remember what i told you yesterday!!
Salesman To Client
Hi Willie, Oh sorry John, goodbye Frank.
Salesman To Client
Hello is Mr Jones there? oh he is, excellent i thought he might have been dead or something!!
Salesman To Client
I really dont know why the line is blocked, it could be j cloths or tights, or It could be........erm.....erm..... a dead cat!!
LP
Hugh: Hey Susan would you like a lift up the road as it's raining outside
Susan: No thanks i've got my sandals on
Our service manager talking to a client about a service contract,
Hello sir, would you like that done annually or once a year!!
Salesman To Client
Hi i'm just phoning to tell you that i cant remember what i told you yesterday!!
Salesman To Client
Hi Willie, Oh sorry John, goodbye Frank.
Salesman To Client
Hello is Mr Jones there? oh he is, excellent i thought he might have been dead or something!!
Salesman To Client
I really dont know why the line is blocked, it could be j cloths or tights, or It could be........erm.....erm..... a dead cat!!
LP
