mr mover

how do Aussies know when a plane load of pom,s have arrived , ? the engines are turned off, "but you can still hear the Whining" ............. mm

NJJ

An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar in London one night, having beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:

"Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says: "In London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

kirsty&al

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scot and an Aussie were all drinking in a bar when the Welshman, Irishman, Scot and Aussie beat the cr*p out of the English poofter.

Regards
Alistair
(apologies to any English people – including my wife)

Shellfish

What do you a call an Aussie with a sheep under each arm?

A Pimp