Pollsteraticus Catlinus
Jan 29th 2004, 7:19 pm
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Pollsteraticus Catlinus
This furtive little mammal is fondly nicknamed the "Pinner Sinner" due to it's feet first, ask questions later, impetuous personality.
Normally it is adorned with a long flowing auburn coat but it is capable of changing it's colour chameleon like.
It's hind legs are rather bandy which is the direct result of many years using them as a gripping aid.
Mornings are the creatures least favourite time of day when it's eyes are dark and ears very susceptible to noise.
It rarely ventures far from it's burrow for fear of bullying which is probably a consequence of a ruff and tumble youth.
Instead it prefers to return to the same site day after day where it eagerly forages for titbits.
It sniffles around endlessly and with each find shuffles it's paws and makes a soft rattling noise that is heard far and wide.
We should ship it out to Taranaki !!!
Normally it is adorned with a long flowing auburn coat but it is capable of changing it's colour chameleon like.
It's hind legs are rather bandy which is the direct result of many years using them as a gripping aid.
Mornings are the creatures least favourite time of day when it's eyes are dark and ears very susceptible to noise.
It rarely ventures far from it's burrow for fear of bullying which is probably a consequence of a ruff and tumble youth.
Instead it prefers to return to the same site day after day where it eagerly forages for titbits.
It sniffles around endlessly and with each find shuffles it's paws and makes a soft rattling noise that is heard far and wide.
We should ship it out to Taranaki !!!
Jan 29th 2004, 7:25 pm
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Originally posted by WBB
another classic my english "brother".
another classic my english "brother".
Jan 29th 2004, 7:26 pm
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Originally posted by Bix
Thanks Welsh Big Brother of fellow Celtic origin but proud to be British.
Thanks Welsh Big Brother of fellow Celtic origin but proud to be British.
it's no good being in denial mate.
Jan 29th 2004, 7:28 pm
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Proves my thery that they put any old junk in pasties these days! 
:scared:
:scared:
Jan 29th 2004, 7:30 pm
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Originally posted by WBB
it's no good being in denial mate.
it's no good being in denial mate.
p.s. more quality from da bixter
Jan 29th 2004, 7:31 pm
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Originally posted by Larissa
Proves my thery that they put any old junk in pasties these days! :scared:
Proves my thery that they put any old junk in pasties these days!
:scared:
Jan 29th 2004, 7:31 pm
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Originally posted by Larissa
Proves my thery that they put any old junk in pasties these days! :scared:
Proves my thery that they put any old junk in pasties these days!
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I ad one fer dinner 'day me ansome !!
Jan 29th 2004, 7:32 pm
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Originally posted by wengerboy
what`s a thery does it cross da mersey
what`s a thery does it cross da mersey
Jan 29th 2004, 7:33 pm
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Originally posted by wengerboy
evening all got some news 4 u my skills has been lodged and i should know in 4 to 8 weeks sweet! p.s. more quality from da bixter
evening all got some news 4 u my skills has been lodged and i should know in 4 to 8 weeks sweet!
p.s. more quality from da bixter
What could that be ?
Jan 29th 2004, 7:37 pm
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Originally posted by Bix
Didn't know u had any skills Wenger ?
What could that be ?
Didn't know u had any skills Wenger ?
What could that be ?
Jan 29th 2004, 7:43 pm
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Re: Pollsteraticus Catlinus
Originally posted by Bix
This furtive little mammal is fondly nicknamed the "Pinner Sinner" due to it's feet first, ask questions later, impetuous personality.
Normally it is adorned with a long flowing auburn coat but it is capable of changing it's colour chameleon like.
It's hind legs are rather bandy which is the direct result of many years using them as a gripping aid.
Mornings are the creatures least favourite time of day when it's eyes are dark and ears very susceptible to noise.
It rarely ventures far from it's burrow for fear of bullying which is probably a consequence of a ruff and tumble youth.
Instead it prefers to return to the same site day after day where it eagerly forages for titbits.
It sniffles around endlessly and with each find shuffles it's paws and makes a soft rattling noise that is heard far and wide.
We should ship it out to Taranaki !!!
This furtive little mammal is fondly nicknamed the "Pinner Sinner" due to it's feet first, ask questions later, impetuous personality.
Normally it is adorned with a long flowing auburn coat but it is capable of changing it's colour chameleon like.
It's hind legs are rather bandy which is the direct result of many years using them as a gripping aid.
Mornings are the creatures least favourite time of day when it's eyes are dark and ears very susceptible to noise.
It rarely ventures far from it's burrow for fear of bullying which is probably a consequence of a ruff and tumble youth.
Instead it prefers to return to the same site day after day where it eagerly forages for titbits.
It sniffles around endlessly and with each find shuffles it's paws and makes a soft rattling noise that is heard far and wide.
We should ship it out to Taranaki !!!
Jan 29th 2004, 7:48 pm
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Re: Pollsteraticus Catlinus
Originally posted by Bix
This furtive little mammal is fondly nicknamed the "Pinner Sinner" due to it's feet first, ask questions later, impetuous personality.
Normally it is adorned with a long flowing auburn coat but it is capable of changing it's colour chameleon like.
It's hind legs are rather bandy which is the direct result of many years using them as a gripping aid.
Mornings are the creatures least favourite time of day when it's eyes are dark and ears very susceptible to noise.
It rarely ventures far from it's burrow for fear of bullying which is probably a consequence of a ruff and tumble youth.
Instead it prefers to return to the same site day after day where it eagerly forages for titbits.
It sniffles around endlessly and with each find shuffles it's paws and makes a soft rattling noise that is heard far and wide.
We should ship it out to Taranaki !!!
This furtive little mammal is fondly nicknamed the "Pinner Sinner" due to it's feet first, ask questions later, impetuous personality.
Normally it is adorned with a long flowing auburn coat but it is capable of changing it's colour chameleon like.
It's hind legs are rather bandy which is the direct result of many years using them as a gripping aid.
Mornings are the creatures least favourite time of day when it's eyes are dark and ears very susceptible to noise.
It rarely ventures far from it's burrow for fear of bullying which is probably a consequence of a ruff and tumble youth.
Instead it prefers to return to the same site day after day where it eagerly forages for titbits.
It sniffles around endlessly and with each find shuffles it's paws and makes a soft rattling noise that is heard far and wide.
We should ship it out to Taranaki !!!
Don't get the It sniffles around endlessly par though?
Jan 29th 2004, 7:50 pm
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Re: Pollsteraticus Catlinus
Originally posted by Pollster
F***ing hell - how do you do it!! Absolutley spot on - especially the first four pars - I don;t beleive it!!
Don't get the It sniffles around endlessly par though?
F***ing hell - how do you do it!! Absolutley spot on - especially the first four pars - I don;t beleive it!!
Don't get the It sniffles around endlessly par though?
You sniffle around all the threads until u find something then can't stop typing (with paws)
Got it ?
Jan 29th 2004, 7:52 pm
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You are so right!!
What are you, a psychologist or something?
Top dollar, mate!!
What are you, a psychologist or something?
Top dollar, mate!!