Megalania

From what I hear, the market for old slaves in Blighty has collapsed, even the young are being set free to roam at will. This market collapse will have devastating consequences 'round the world. Peculiar how many toss up on these shores, must be strange ocean currents due to global warming.

pommie bastard

Time for an exchange of prisoners we will send back all the cheap labour from the UK (Aussies) and you return the dreamers.
We demand that you take back Mr Rolf Harris now he a pain in the arse and infecting the minds of the Poms the buggers been there far long , take Dame Edna (Bazza) and Clives James as well .

Megalania

Clearly you are ready to sue for peace. On the satisfactory outcome of negotiations, the Aus Gov't will demand as a condition of Brutish surender that the Brutish Gov't provide you with a life time job as night watchman at the Battersea Old Dogs Home. We regard this as a most generous recompense.

As we did not want the Dreamers in the first place and we see their expulsion from Bruton as a brutish act of hostility leading up to the current state of war, we demand that you repatriate all Brutish nationals immediately, else negotiations can not proceed further. As a sign of goodwill, we will allow overflights of your merchant airforce to expedite air drops of lead boots and snorkels. Any overflying merchant vessel bearing arms will be shot down without warning.

On completion of evacuation of your nationals, we accept that any Aus nationals wishing to repatriate be sent to a friendly neutral country together with 100 kg of Aurum per man, 50 kg per woman and 20 kg per child. Negotiations are afoot in regarding a convenient port in Northern Ireland.

Demands to repatriate Harris, Edna, James will not be entertained; they are your quizlings and will endager any and all peace settlement.

pommie bastard

The relocation of Harris, Edna, James could be sticking point if you will not take these creatures back where can we dump them ?
The lower grade jobs that are now filled by Aussies will be taken up by natives who turned their noses up to such work.
Had word that the dreamers can not be re-housed as a better class of refugee has taken up their places and refuses to go.
Nice work to request a stable job for me I prefer dogs to Aussies anytime easier to house train .

dotty

Is ocean front land any cheaper over there than here? That is cheaper than a few million if you can find one.

Not moving to Perth but always looking out for Real Estate Bargains.

pommie bastard

3 years ago I bought a block on a beach side estate 25km from Perth City 100 yards from the beach , it cost 94K the same block would cost 300k now if you could buy it .
Try City Beach that would be 1 million plus or anywhere within 10km not far behind.

Megalania

Bring back capital punishment, use the Guillotine, might send the right message to off some of the toffy tosser dream weavers who started all this nonsense.

The Aurum will compensate for the Brutish condescension. The Aussies will show the incapable classes the ropes if the Guillotine fails to impress.

The stalling is over: we have intel that you have rotting hulks left on the Thames.

If it has been discovered that you have been attempting to employ Aus domestic servants, your dogs will be shot in front of your family.

pommie bastard

The only way to keep peace between Great Britain and Australia seems to be to re-take you under our wing and allow freedom of movement between both countries , this way as in nature all rubbish will sink to the bottom ? and the strong will rise to the top being GB.

Megalania

Imagine being under the wing of a Pongo, Wahhhhh Woof!

Right, you're on, we get all the gold you keep the floater.

pommie bastard

The way gold in falling in price you have it , never did the onion eaters ( Spanish) any good .
With ring Tony see if we wants to invade yet another third world nowhere? the tax in the UK will sky rocket to the same as Australia.