Perfection? Some humour
Aug 22nd 2005, 1:15 pm
#1
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Perfection? Some humour
Perfect quiz 
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.)
Answer: The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
WOMEN stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling ...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men keep scrolling ...
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.)
Answer: The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
WOMEN stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling ...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men keep scrolling ...
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.
Aug 22nd 2005, 1:38 pm
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Posts: 12,063
Re: Perfection? Some humour
Thats brilliant
and your right we are and we dont
and your right we are and we dont
Aug 22nd 2005, 1:41 pm
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Re: Perfection? Some humour
Originally Posted by possoms
Thats brilliant
and your right we are and we dont
and your right we are and we dont
Damn, I was hoping some woman would reply quoting the entire original post, making it a really really long quote.
Oh well
Aug 22nd 2005, 1:44 pm
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Posts: 12,063
Re: Perfection? Some humour
Originally Posted by A dogs life
Damn, I was hoping some woman would reply quoting the entire original post, making it a really really long quote.
Oh well
Oh well
