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arlene Jan 28th 2004 9:16 pm

one for the men
 
what are cats

Consider the folowing:

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.

wengerboy Jan 28th 2004 9:25 pm

Re: one for the men
 

Originally posted by arlene
what are cats

Consider the folowing:

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.
cats also spend all your hard earned cash and moan when it runs out :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

arlene Jan 28th 2004 9:28 pm

wengerboy you seem to missing the point whats mine is mine and whats his is ours:D :D

arlene

wengerboy Jan 28th 2004 9:29 pm


Originally posted by arlene
wengerboy you seem to missing the point whats mine is mine and whats his is ours:D :D

arlene
ah i c it`s not just mine then:rolleyes:

arlene Jan 28th 2004 9:32 pm

for a woman its share and share alike unless its its my money

arlene

ABCDiamond Jan 28th 2004 10:18 pm


Originally posted by arlene
wengerboy you seem to missing the point whats mine is mine and whats his is ours:D :D

arlene
Are all women born with that instinct ?

bondipom Jan 28th 2004 10:28 pm


Originally posted by ABCDiamond
Are all women born with that instinct ?
I think so. I am struggling to find the excuse to buy a new surfboard.


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