off to piss in the sink
Dec 22nd 2003, 12:11 pm
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nevermind
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Dec 22nd 2003, 12:24 pm
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Have you tried the cold concrete of Aussie laundry rooms? That sudden chill could cause a problem... you might not have much left to 'steer'...
Not that I'm speaking from experience!
It's just a thought I had when reading this thread....
Not that I'm speaking from experience!
It's just a thought I had when reading this thread....
Dec 22nd 2003, 1:29 pm
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Re: off to piss in the sink
Originally posted by juri
absolutely nothing to do with emigrating to Aus or Nz but then again how many threads are?
There are two types of guys -- those who piss in the sink and liars.
Been caught-- now that is embarrassing --- wife (stealth) catches you with your willy in your favourite rangers mug. All drink related of course normally a normal law abiding citizen.
Could call this 'fess up- embarrassing caught thread' ( if I could spell it)
absolutely nothing to do with emigrating to Aus or Nz but then again how many threads are?
There are two types of guys -- those who piss in the sink and liars.
Been caught-- now that is embarrassing --- wife (stealth) catches you with your willy in your favourite rangers mug. All drink related of course normally a normal law abiding citizen.
Could call this 'fess up- embarrassing caught thread' ( if I could spell it)
You could always take a piss in the pool (or if you haven't got one - try the neighbours pool and that will teach them for having a pool when you haven't got one ) - Or I suppose nobody has ever p*ssed in a pool before.
anyway - yuck!!! hope your wife belted you one - p*ssing in the sink - very unhygienic , try the dishwasher next time
Dec 22nd 2003, 1:35 pm
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Or ask a surfer if they ever piss in their wet suit? It is a long way back and there aren't many bushes at the beach. It is a very warming experience in the fully sealed steamer.
Dec 22nd 2003, 1:38 pm
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Originally posted by bondipom
Or ask a surfer if they ever piss in their wet suit? It is a long way back and there aren't many bushes at the beach. It is a very warming experience in the fully sealed steamer.
Or ask a surfer if they ever piss in their wet suit? It is a long way back and there aren't many bushes at the beach. It is a very warming experience in the fully sealed steamer.
Old scuba diver trick, too, especially when diving in the UK! Instant central heating...
Dec 22nd 2003, 1:47 pm
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It must be hereditary in our family, my husband (I know he's not here to defend himself - but he wont mind) has wee'd on the gas fire, his hifi, the front door and most probably the sink. This has been when he was semi-conscious of course. Caught my son the other week in the spare bedroom weeing all over his dads weights (well I suppose a big weight on the foor resembled the top of the toilet).
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Dec 22nd 2003, 2:57 pm
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Originally posted by DianeOZ
It must be hereditary in our family, my husband (I know he's not here to defend himself - but he wont mind) has wee'd on the gas fire, his hifi, the front door and most probably the sink. This has been when he was semi-conscious of course. Caught my son the other week in the spare bedroom weeing all over his dads weights (well I suppose a big weight on the foor resembled the top of the toilet).
Happy Days
It must be hereditary in our family, my husband (I know he's not here to defend himself - but he wont mind) has wee'd on the gas fire, his hifi, the front door and most probably the sink. This has been when he was semi-conscious of course. Caught my son the other week in the spare bedroom weeing all over his dads weights (well I suppose a big weight on the foor resembled the top of the toilet).
Happy Days
Mine also peed in a hi-fi. He lifted the lid of the turntable and went away! Also peed into his rucksack the night before we left for a trip and was sick into his mini rucksack once in an airline queue!
Aaaaaah bless 'em!
Dec 22nd 2003, 6:45 pm
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I don't get the people who are sick in the sink, when it is far easier to be sick in the toilet...
I've done that thing where you are so desperate, you've got it out and start peeing as you are manoevring to the bowl..requires pin-point timing and execution - "quiet please - no flash photography"
BM
I've done that thing where you are so desperate, you've got it out and start peeing as you are manoevring to the bowl..requires pin-point timing and execution - "quiet please - no flash photography"
BM
Dec 22nd 2003, 7:10 pm
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Yeah, that really gets to me too when my HUSBAND pukes in the sink and not the toilet. WHY? OH WHY does he do it? It leaves horrible chunks of food stuck in the sink hole YUCK!!
Anyway back to p*ing, my husbands best mate p*ssed all over his wife's feet on their honeymoon! Kinky heh?
Theresa
Anyway back to p*ing, my husbands best mate p*ssed all over his wife's feet on their honeymoon! Kinky heh?
Theresa
Dec 22nd 2003, 8:42 pm
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A mate of mine pissed on an electric fence - taught him a lesson it did.
Dec 22nd 2003, 9:53 pm
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Hubby used to do casual wees all over the place after a few pints , once we were away with some friends and he mistook their bedroom for bathroom and proceeded to do it over them, when my friend tried to wake him up 'WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING' it bought him round and he has been mortified ever since.
Dec 22nd 2003, 10:07 pm
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Originally posted by mcmercer
he mistook their bedroom for bathroom
he mistook their bedroom for bathroom
nearly PMSLalso to add the outdoors, when returning from drinking sessions hedges, embankments and ditches are good places.
On one occassion, husband also managed to lose his glasses, on his hands and knees searching for them getting stung by nettles everywhere, oh and he was wearing a kilt (true scots man style)
:scared: He does not know which ditch/embankment it was so ended up having to get another pair - see what happens when you go away and leave the menfolk to play
Dec 22nd 2003, 10:15 pm
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once woke up (this was in my army days) to find a bloke peeing on me - deliberately(!) - I had got in to 'trouble' in the town a few nights before - so letting down the regiment - so this was all part of my 'punishment' - which concluded with us then having to have a punchup refereed by the room..luckily he had been drinking so it only took a few punches to 'despatch' him. He did get around to apologising a few months later.
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lol. those were the days..
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lol. those were the days..
Dec 22nd 2003, 10:25 pm
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He also used the linen basket regularly, on one occasion insisting it was me!
I'm in trouble later when he reads this!!
I'm in trouble later when he reads this!!
Dec 23rd 2003, 6:08 am
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Re: off to piss in the sink
Come to thimk of it I caught my husband the other night pissing in the bath which happens to be right next to the toilet.
When I asked him the following day why he did this he could not remember a thing. Yes you guessed it he had been to the pub.
When I asked him the following day why he did this he could not remember a thing. Yes you guessed it he had been to the pub.
