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Phoenixuk2oz Mar 15th 2005 11:33 am

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Originally Posted by Larissa
Hope there aren't any Perth meets planned for Swanbourne :scared:

Bring your leopard skin thong if there is :scared:

shoots Mar 15th 2005 11:43 am

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Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Bring your leopard skin thong if there is :scared:

funnily enough the owner of the said leopard skin thong will arrive in perth on 25th april. think i should dust it off and enter the country in it??? :scared:




under my jeans obviously :D

Phoenixuk2oz Mar 15th 2005 11:50 am

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Originally Posted by shoots
funnily enough the owner of the said leopard skin thong will arrive in perth on 25th april. think i should dust it off and enter the country in it??? :scared:




under my jeans obviously [B] :D

Naaa..in Aus you wear em upside down.....on the outside :D ;)

Bix Mar 15th 2005 11:50 am

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Originally Posted by Siren
Maybe I should Post pictures of the nudist beaches of Perth... doesnt a picture says a thousand words.

Not a bit interested Brain :D

JackTheLad Mar 15th 2005 11:51 am

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Originally Posted by soapy
good idea ;)
shit, i was just going to bed, ill be here for hours now :D


No, go to bed :D

It seems to be only old fat ugly people who decide to be nudists. I've never seen a remotely erotic nudist. We were in Lanzarote a year ago, and there was a nudist beach on the way into town that we had to walk through. We were treated to the lovely sight of a 60 year old nudist male bending over to pick up some stuff with his balls hanging down somewhere between his knees and his arse in the air.

You'll sleep better if you don't see that image :scared:

Now I won't sleep dammit :mad: Got that bloody image in my head again

Cheers,
JTL

Stormz Mar 15th 2005 12:31 pm

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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
We were in Lanzarote a year ago, and there was a nudist beach on the way into town that we had to walk through. We were treated to the lovely sight of a 60 year old nudist male bending over to pick up some stuff with his balls hanging down somewhere between his knees and his arse in the air.

OMG ROFL!!!!!!! I may have to get my lawyers onto you for attampted manslaughter.... you nearly killed me with laughter.
:D

CasG Mar 15th 2005 12:38 pm

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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
No, go to bed :D

It seems to be only old fat ugly people who decide to be nudists. I've never seen a remotely erotic nudist. We were in Lanzarote a year ago, and there was a nudist beach on the way into town that we had to walk through. We were treated to the lovely sight of a 60 year old nudist male bending over to pick up some stuff with his balls hanging down somewhere between his knees and his arse in the air.

You'll sleep better if you don't see that image :scared:

Now I won't sleep dammit :mad: Got that bloody image in my head again

Cheers,
JTL

Saw him in Fuerteventura the year before - Christ it was a memorable occasion !! :scared:

gdcollectables Mar 15th 2005 12:51 pm

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Think he's arrived in Oz now, saw him complete with shorts, singlet and long white socks; sitting on a mall bench. (With his legs slightly apart)!!! :eek:

Nite, Nite, Sweet Dreams!

CasG Mar 15th 2005 12:53 pm

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Originally Posted by gdcollectables
Think he's arrived in Oz now, saw him complete with shorts, singlet and long white socks; sitting on a mall bench. (With his legs slightly apart)!!! :eek:

Nite, Nite, Sweet Dreams!

Cheers :rolleyes: :D
What a terrible picture that conjures up !!

k sent

Cas

soapy© Mar 15th 2005 8:23 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Saw him in Fuerteventura the year before - Christ it was a memorable occasion !! :scared:

wow, is that guy still there. we saw him in the same place in 96. he must be nearly dead by now :D oh and it wasnt just him, there was about ten of them playing the same game jack saw. we were with the kids too. my son, who was about 11 at the time just pointed and laughed the loudest ive ever heard him. then they all turned to see who was laughing :scared:

Phoenixuk2oz Mar 15th 2005 8:37 pm

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Originally Posted by gdcollectables
Think he's arrived in Oz now, saw him complete with shorts, singlet and long white socks; sitting on a mall bench. (With his legs slightly apart)!!! :eek:

Nite, Nite, Sweet Dreams!

Sh*te...that's my husband you're all talking about :scared: :eek:

To me he's lovely....the dangly cat balls are a sexy look :D :D

JackTheLad Mar 16th 2005 2:05 am

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Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Saw him in Fuerteventura the year before - Christ it was a memorable occasion !! :scared:

The silly husband of mine... going senile, again. We were in Jandia, Fuerteventura, not Lanzorate, last year for his birthday. Which means the old man must have liked it so much that he stayed for a few seasons... :D

Oh... Hold on a sec... :confused: When I get home tonight I must ask him if he went to Lanzorate with some other chick... :mad:

Mrs JTL


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