now am bored
Apr 1st 2005, 1:18 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by madsad
Have you had a squiz in the lounge? a thread-The perfect dump 
worth reading,classic !!
Donna.
worth reading,classic !!Donna.
Apr 1st 2005, 1:20 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by biggy
BE RIGHT THERE
Apr 1st 2005, 1:21 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by madsad
Have you had a squiz in the lounge? a thread-The perfect dump worth reading,classic !!
Donna.
worth reading,classic !!Donna.
Oh no, There are true life confessions in there :scared:
It is very funny though and I have cried with laughter reading it.
We are all confession our faeces stories Donna, I hope you have tales to tell.
Good old toilet humour is just the thing to get people laughing.
Even Penguin the mod is joining in.
Apr 1st 2005, 1:31 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Oh no, There are true life confessions in there :scared:
It is very funny though and I have cried with laughter reading it.
We are all confession our faeces stories Donna, I hope you have tales to tell.
Good old toilet humour is just the thing to get people laughing.
Even Penguin the mod is joining in.
It is very funny though and I have cried with laughter reading it.
We are all confession our faeces stories Donna, I hope you have tales to tell.
Good old toilet humour is just the thing to get people laughing.
Even Penguin the mod is joining in.
Just read it, everyone in the office stopped what they were doing at stared at me. I laughed, choaked and spat coke all over my screen.
KAZ
Apr 1st 2005, 1:32 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by kaz Hen
Just read it, everyone in the office stopped what they were doing at stared at me. I laughed, choaked and spat coke all over my screen.
KAZ
KAZIm going back in there.
Apr 1st 2005, 1:34 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Im going back in there.
SCHTOP !!!!!! :scared:
Apr 1st 2005, 1:41 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Im going back in there.
Me too!.
KAZ
Apr 1st 2005, 1:44 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by fraser
SCHTOP !!!!!! :scared:
Shit off!
Apr 1st 2005, 1:50 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Oh no, There are true life confessions in there :scared:
It is very funny though and I have cried with laughter reading it.
We are all confession our faeces stories Donna, I hope you have tales to tell.
Good old toilet humour is just the thing to get people laughing.
Even Penguin the mod is joining in.
It is very funny though and I have cried with laughter reading it.
We are all confession our faeces stories Donna, I hope you have tales to tell.
Good old toilet humour is just the thing to get people laughing.
Even Penguin the mod is joining in.
Superb!!-Funnier than funny!!!!
dont know about sharing my experience though-it took me 6months before i even farted in front of my future hubby
(only then because it stank!!)Ten years on......still wouldnt poo in front of him least of all show him it!!
I remember once i pumped (silient & violent sort
)whilst hubby was in toilet getting ready for work,he jumped back into bed for a heat,jumped back out of bed quicker than he got in!!!!!! bolted out the door-boking!!! never even said goodbye!-i wonder why 
Donna.
Donna.
Last edited by madsad; Apr 1st 2005 at 1:53 am.
Apr 1st 2005, 2:11 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by madsad
Superb!!-Funnier than funny!!!!
dont know about sharing my experience though-it took me 6months before i even farted in front of my future hubby (only then because it stank!!)
Ten years on......still wouldnt poo in front of him least of all show him it!!
I remember once i pumped (silient & violent sort )whilst hubby was in toilet getting ready for work,he jumped back into bed for a heat,jumped back out of bed quicker than he got in!!!!!! bolted out the door-boking!!! never even said goodbye!-i wonder why
Donna.
Donna.
dont know about sharing my experience though-it took me 6months before i even farted in front of my future hubby
(only then because it stank!!)Ten years on......still wouldnt poo in front of him least of all show him it!!
I remember once i pumped (silient & violent sort
)whilst hubby was in toilet getting ready for work,he jumped back into bed for a heat,jumped back out of bed quicker than he got in!!!!!! bolted out the door-boking!!! never even said goodbye!-i wonder why Donna.
Donna.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
Apr 1st 2005, 2:50 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
One time I had my personal stereo on with music blaring out as you do.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
PMLAO - absolutely brilliant !!
Blossom
Apr 2nd 2005, 12:26 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
One time I had my personal stereo on with music blaring out as you do.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
Apr 2nd 2005, 1:16 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
One time I had my personal stereo on with music blaring out as you do.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
For some reason I forgot that if I farted that people could hear.
So in between going through the ticket barrier, I let rip and thought nothing of it.
A tap on the shoulder by two guys that said: 'Excuse me love but if your going to drop your guts then could you wait until we are in front of you'
That told me I should have turned off my personal stereo.
I once worked as a cashier for Courts Furniture
I worked in a an office with a sliding glass screen and customers would poke their heads in through the screen and pay their bills. I was busy entering data on the PC and started farting loudly in time to the music playing in the shop, only to hear someone cough politely - I turned round and a lovely looking young guy was standing there grinning me at me wafting his bill in front of his face - talk about wanting the ground to swallow you up!!!
Apr 2nd 2005, 11:43 pm
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by gobbyjock
PMSL
I once worked as a cashier for Courts Furniture I worked in a an office with a sliding glass screen and customers would poke their heads in through the screen and pay their bills. I was busy entering data on the PC and started farting loudly in time to the music playing in the shop, only to hear someone cough politely - I turned round and a lovely looking young guy was standing there grinning me at me wafting his bill in front of his face - talk about wanting the ground to swallow you up!!!
I once worked as a cashier for Courts Furniture
I worked in a an office with a sliding glass screen and customers would poke their heads in through the screen and pay their bills. I was busy entering data on the PC and started farting loudly in time to the music playing in the shop, only to hear someone cough politely - I turned round and a lovely looking young guy was standing there grinning me at me wafting his bill in front of his face - talk about wanting the ground to swallow you up!!!now thats mega boggin lol
Apr 3rd 2005, 12:53 am
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Re: now am bored
Originally Posted by biggy
lol no stuck....just a wee bitty thick lol too much voddie.....am no as bad as Maggie and her gin tho lol
hey "Piss in Boots" where r ye lmao
hey "Piss in Boots" where r ye lmao
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