New game to play at BBQ's
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New game to play at BBQ's
First one out loses! ...
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by Paul2004
First one out loses! ...
he hee
need an invite to your next barbie!!!!
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
That's just WRONG!!!! hahaha
heard of roasted nuts before - never seen boiled ones. Must have to have plenty of to get in there.
heard of roasted nuts before - never seen boiled ones. Must have to have plenty of to get in there.
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
If this comes on OK here's something you can do with a wine box but not a bottle see attachment..... .
Promise virus free....you may have to save as a download to get it to play properly not sure if will run off open alone, uses windows media player to play.
Promise virus free....you may have to save as a download to get it to play properly not sure if will run off open alone, uses windows media player to play.
Last edited by annqldau; Nov 16th 2005 at 5:38 am. Reason: error
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by Paul2004
First one out loses! ...
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by CORKER
Is this a sign that Aus. is still desperate for qualified plumbers..!!
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by wargod
Many years ago (10ish) we invented a game called flaming arseholes, obvisoulsy best played drunk but cutting a long story short you had a length of loo paper wedge in your arse and you had to jump over the camp fire - funny as xxxx when yer bladdered!!
Ste
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
FPMSL im in the company of twisted NUTTERS !!
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by wargod
Many years ago (10ish) we invented a game called flaming arseholes, obvisoulsy best played drunk but cutting a long story short you had a length of loo paper wedge in your arse and you had to jump over the camp fire - funny as xxxx when yer bladdered!!
Used to get all the red necked, wet behind the ears Paras and light the end of it!! If they made it to the end of the corridor we would douse the flames...otherwise................................ ...............
Yeah, yeah...before someone slates me for this.........it WAS funny!! and went along way to turning little boys with stinking attitudes into men - something todays army struggles with!!!
Call it bullying if you like........I went through similar initiation rites when I joined up - never did me no harm and very quickly taught me my place in the pecking order!
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
We used to play that when I was in the army!!
Used to get all the red necked, wet behind the ears Paras and light the end of it!! If they made it to the end of the corridor we would douse the flames...otherwise................................ ...............
Yeah, yeah...before someone slates me for this.........it WAS funny!! and went along way to turning little boys with stinking attitudes into men - something todays army struggles with!!!
Call it bullying if you like........I went through similar initiation rites when I joined up - never did me no harm and very quickly taught me my place in the pecking order!
Used to get all the red necked, wet behind the ears Paras and light the end of it!! If they made it to the end of the corridor we would douse the flames...otherwise................................ ...............
Yeah, yeah...before someone slates me for this.........it WAS funny!! and went along way to turning little boys with stinking attitudes into men - something todays army struggles with!!!
Call it bullying if you like........I went through similar initiation rites when I joined up - never did me no harm and very quickly taught me my place in the pecking order!
My hubby experienced the exact same intiation ceremonies that you're talking about when he joined the army!! But they called it 'The dance of the flaming arsehole!!'
He still laughs about it now.... not bullying at all and it all comes round, it was soon someone else's turn!!! hee hee x
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by mish & al
My hubby experienced the exact same intiation ceremonies that you're talking about when he joined the army!! But they called it 'The dance of the flaming arsehole!!'
He still laughs about it now.... not bullying at all and it all comes round, it was soon someone else's turn!!! hee hee x
He still laughs about it now.... not bullying at all and it all comes round, it was soon someone else's turn!!! hee hee x
Can you imagine if someone tried that in the army nowadays?
My god, the press would have a field day, Mrs Smith would be on the phone to lil Jonny's CO complaining that the nasty men had hurt him.....etc....someone somewhere would be getting sued!!! Gawd, I dread to think!
British Army largely* full of poofs nowadays!
*meaning = not wholly!
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
That's the one Mish....'The dance of the flaming arseholes'!!!
Can you imagine if someone tried that in the army nowadays?
My god, the press would have a field day, Mrs Smith would be on the phone to lil Jonny's CO complaining that the nasty men had hurt him.....etc....someone somewhere would be getting sued!!! Gawd, I dread to think!
British Army largely* full of poofs nowadays!
*meaning = not wholly!
Can you imagine if someone tried that in the army nowadays?
My god, the press would have a field day, Mrs Smith would be on the phone to lil Jonny's CO complaining that the nasty men had hurt him.....etc....someone somewhere would be getting sued!!! Gawd, I dread to think!
British Army largely* full of poofs nowadays!
*meaning = not wholly!
Basically the new officer gets taped to the cealing then the crew take it in turns ripping off a piece of tape until - kerplunk the officer falls to the floor!!
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Re: New game to play at BBQ's
Originally Posted by wargod
A chap at work told me another story of what they do in the Navy - called officer kerplunk....
Basically the new officer gets taped to the cealing then the crew take it in turns ripping off a piece of tape until - kerplunk the officer falls to the floor!!
Basically the new officer gets taped to the cealing then the crew take it in turns ripping off a piece of tape until - kerplunk the officer falls to the floor!!
Reminds me of a time a new officer joined our Battalion. Thought he was mates with all of the junior ranks etc....(we all thought he was a tit).
Anyways, one evening he decided to enter the junior ranks bar and try and be matey with everyone.
Silence descended over the place and you could see one or two of the lads noodding to each other n'all that.
Well this officer had a chance to buy himself and a few others a beer before, he sharply exited through one of the open windows of the 1st floor bar............
It's OK though, we were Paras - he knew how to land
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i got one of our new divers to do the dance of the flaming arseoles whilst on a weekend diving trip to trearda
i convinced him via lots of beer that it was agood idea
so he stripped of stuck a rolled up copy of the sun up his crack and danced around the hotel with it lit, we of course sat there pissng our sides untill the hotel manager saw him and went a bit ballistic
apparentley the fire alarm was vey sensitive and it was linked to the local fire brigade via an autodialer
i would have loved to see the brigades faces if it had called them out
consiquentley the manager closed the bar and sent us all to bed
he he he
bloody funny though
i convinced him via lots of beer that it was agood idea
so he stripped of stuck a rolled up copy of the sun up his crack and danced around the hotel with it lit, we of course sat there pissng our sides untill the hotel manager saw him and went a bit ballistic
apparentley the fire alarm was vey sensitive and it was linked to the local fire brigade via an autodialer
i would have loved to see the brigades faces if it had called them out
consiquentley the manager closed the bar and sent us all to bed
he he he
bloody funny though