jayr

What hope of preventing terrorist attacks in Oz (now Howard has jumped in bed with Bush) given that they can't even prevent protestors painting 'No War' on the Sydney Opera House?

No War

Megalania

None. You should have recieved your disclaimer notice from the Commonwealth Government by now.

pommie bastard

Just seen a Arab changing the water bottles for the cooler is this a plot by Sod -Them to poison us should I ring up the hotline ?
The supermaket had a fair few of them around on Saturday could it be me shoppings been got at , its a nightmare defending Australia I do not know if I am up to it?

colind

Refer to your fridge magnet...

jayr

I never saw the fridge magnet as my wife threw it away. Are we supposed to use them to deflect fridges in case terrorists start throwing white goods at us or something?

pommie bastard

Just tried that was treated to Bert Bacharach's greatest hits then some lad with a middle east accent asking me for details he seemed non to interested in my fears could he be a secret agent?
Bugger it off down the nudie beach to catch one of the SAS boys they will know what to do , bound to be a few training up on the beach its a war zone around there no wonder they are hard men all them young girls showing their bits god knows how they cope heros every man of them.

colind

Not sure, I sent mine back to Mr Howard. Got enough crap stuck on my fridge!

Megalania

Silly bloody fool, its to remove shrapnel!

Gawd, these bloody imigrants don't know the first thing!

Haven't you had a pipe bomb blow up next to your mate and had to patch him up so his mum will never find out?

jayr

Is there a danger that the fridge magnets may actually attract bombs?

Megalania

(Only the ones with the "PR" mark in small print at the bottom left.)