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Mr Anderson Mar 5th 2011 1:39 am

Nag free zone
 
Where do aussie men go to get away from the missus?

Im trying to think of a new name for my barbers

So Far i have

The Lodge

or

The Shed

any more.

Thanks

Kooky. Mar 5th 2011 7:41 am

Re: Nag free zone
 
The Dog House.

Mr Anderson Mar 5th 2011 8:23 am

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 9219957)
The Dog House.

HA HA HA, THATS MADE ME SMILE

Dorothy Mar 5th 2011 1:17 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 9219957)
The Dog House.

Divorce court?

Bernieboy Mar 5th 2011 1:19 pm

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The sanctuary.

DeadVim Mar 5th 2011 1:39 pm

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Darwin

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Across the states and territories for 30 June 2010, New South Wales, Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania and the Australian Capital Territory all had lower numbers of males than females. Tasmania had the lowest sex ratio, with 97.4 males per 100 females. Western Australia and the Northern Territory had an excess of males compared with females. The Northern Territory had the highest sex ratio with 107.6 males per 100 females.
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eddie007 Mar 5th 2011 5:01 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 
TAB


Some fine horseflesh to be espied At these venerable establishments... Not a nag in sight...

iamthecreaturefromuranus Mar 5th 2011 5:04 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by Mr Anderson (Post 9219528)
Where do aussie men go to get away from the missus?

Im trying to think of a new name for my barbers

So Far i have

The Lodge

or

The Shed

any more.

Thanks

You can forget The Shed. http://www.mensheds.com.au/

Fluid36 Mar 6th 2011 12:17 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 
Fishing.

moneypenny20 Mar 6th 2011 12:58 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 
I'd look into why she's nagging. When you find out, sort out the problem and then she won't nag. Simple really.

DadAgain Mar 6th 2011 1:37 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9222284)
I'd look into why she's nagging. When you find out, sort out the problem and then she won't nag. Simple really.


:rofl::rofl: what a lovely naiave world you live in.

The reality is if you do whatever your being nagged to do - all that happens is she'll move on to the next 'naggable item' on the ever growing list of stuff.

Ultimately the quicker you learn that 'working' does not reduce the 'nagging' the quicker you'll come to terms with your situation and find a zen like balance.

Find a way to escape the nagging. The following offer a modicum of relief:

1 - Full time work - 8-9 hours a day of nag free time....
2 - Sleep - Another 8 hours a day of nag free time.... (even better if you can stagger your sleep patterns so you're awake to enjoy nag free time whilst shes asleep and you're asleep when shen awake waiting to nag you)

That only leaves 7-8 hours a day of nagging..... Learn to 'zone-out' and treat it as background noise and its possible to live a perfectly tollerable life.

(WAAAAY better than running around like a lunatic trying to satify every irrational request to reach an imaginary utopian nirvana where all the nagging tasks have been completed. In the immortal words of Sting, "The search for perfection is all very well, but to look for heaven is to live here in hell")

paulry Mar 6th 2011 1:43 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by Mr Anderson (Post 9219528)
Where do aussie men go to get away from the missus?

Im trying to think of a new name for my barbers

So Far i have

The Lodge

or

The Shed

any more.

Thanks

Men Only

DeadVim Mar 6th 2011 2:03 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by DadAgain (Post 9222359)
:rofl::rofl: what a lovely naiave world you live in.

The reality is if you do whatever your being nagged to do - all that happens is she'll move on to the next 'naggable item' on the ever growing list of stuff.

Ultimately the quicker you learn that 'working' does not reduce the 'nagging' the quicker you'll come to terms with your situation and find a zen like balance.

Find a way to escape the nagging. The following offer a modicum of relief:

1 - Full time work - 8-9 hours a day of nag free time....
2 - Sleep - Another 8 hours a day of nag free time.... (even better if you can stagger your sleep patterns so you're awake to enjoy nag free time whilst shes asleep and you're asleep when shen awake waiting to nag you)

That only leaves 7-8 hours a day of nagging..... Learn to 'zone-out' and treat it as background noise and its possible to live a perfectly tollerable life.

(WAAAAY better than running around like a lunatic trying to satify every irrational request to reach an imaginary utopian nirvana where all the nagging tasks have been completed. In the immortal words of Sting, "The search for perfection is all very well, but to look for heaven is to live here in hell")

This man speaks sense :D

Buzzy--Bee Mar 6th 2011 2:27 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 

Originally Posted by DadAgain (Post 9222359)
1 - Full time work - 8-9 hours a day of nag free time....

I am never going to retire.

BB

eddie007 Mar 6th 2011 2:50 pm

Re: Nag free zone
 
I nag HIM unmercifully

Come on darling, finsh yer beer so i can get you another cold one... That ones nasty and warm by now...

For goodnees sake come and sit down, would you like the HP sauce with that eggs,bacon, mushrooms, beans, fried bread, hash browns and sausages ????

For gods sake sit down and watch the footie will you,

How many times do i have to tell you to come to bed, the washing up will wait ... Mwah ha ha ha haaaa...


Cant help meself... Tiz a womans way...


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