My very own psychotherapy!
Oct 8th 2005, 4:32 pm
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My very own psychotherapy!
I have invented my very own psychotherapy sessions. My kids have numerous varieties of rubber/plastic/wooden reptiles. The other day my 4 year old chucked a rather ugly looking red backed rubber snake down the loo. As i fished it out with my yellow marigold glove to hand, I thought to myself...."what if this were a real snake?" the thought of it made me feel sick so I promptly chucked the snake in the bin with a huge shudder.
Then the other night I saw one of the kids rather large black hairy spiders on the floor. Again I thought what if it were real? So I went to pick the ugly looking spider up and shite! it ran across the floor, it ****** was real!. Well I almost wet my knickers!
Just been up to the bathroom. there is a very large wooden king cobra in the bath...and there it shall remain until hubby gets rid of it later.
And so ends my psychotherapy session for now.
Then the other night I saw one of the kids rather large black hairy spiders on the floor. Again I thought what if it were real? So I went to pick the ugly looking spider up and shite! it ran across the floor, it ****** was real!. Well I almost wet my knickers!
Just been up to the bathroom. there is a very large wooden king cobra in the bath...and there it shall remain until hubby gets rid of it later.
And so ends my psychotherapy session for now.
Oct 8th 2005, 4:45 pm
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,337
Re: My very own psychotherapy!
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
I have invented my very own psychotherapy sessions. My kids have numerous varieties of rubber/plastic/wooden reptiles. The other day my 4 year old chucked a rather ugly looking red backed rubber snake down the loo. As i fished it out with my yellow marigold glove to hand, I thought to myself...."what if this were a real snake?" the thought of it made me feel sick so I promptly chucked the snake in the bin with a huge shudder.
Then the other night I saw one of the kids rather large black hairy spiders on the floor. Again I thought what if it were real? So I went to pick the ugly looking spider up and shite! it ran across the floor, it ****** was real!. Well I almost wet my knickers!
Just been up to the bathroom. there is a very large wooden king cobra in the bath...and there it shall remain until hubby gets rid of it later.
And so ends my psychotherapy session for now.
Then the other night I saw one of the kids rather large black hairy spiders on the floor. Again I thought what if it were real? So I went to pick the ugly looking spider up and shite! it ran across the floor, it ****** was real!. Well I almost wet my knickers!
Just been up to the bathroom. there is a very large wooden king cobra in the bath...and there it shall remain until hubby gets rid of it later.
And so ends my psychotherapy session for now.
Thats funny !
