Cheetah7

I cannot imagine anything worse than having worms and scratching your arse.

When I did my parasitology section for my vet nursing, it was some time before I could eat spaghetti.

manxfamily

How does that work

anything like this

http://www.ratemypoo.com

Ransi

it was a load of shit anyway...( )

Wendy

:scared:

Hutch

Nah! The trolls are merely regrouping... there'll be more ...

Ransi

Knowing that their wriggling around inside your rectum... :scared:

manxfamily

Cheetah7

Can you believe people send in piccies of their shite?

manxfamily

Yes. heres the proof - http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo

Vash the Stampede

I can't help noticing that most of the OP's points fall into the "You must have known this before you arrived, so why are you whinging about it now?" category.

But anyway, moving right along...

Well said that man.

Let's look at the UK real estate market, shall we?



That's a 3 bed, 1 bath semi in Aldridge, which is just a short drive from where I live. It has a driveway and a rear detached garage (rare privileges in this area!) but no laundry. It is built on a small block of land, it is identical to just about every other house in a 48 kilometre radius, it shares a wall with the house next door (wave goodbye to your privacy!) and it is excruciatingly ugly.

The price of this fabulous establishment is £250,000, which translates to $589,190 in Australian money.

Now, if a British ex-pat turned up in Australia and discovered that $589,190 would only buy him a 3 bed, 1 bath semi in a working class suburb, it's fair to say that he'd be whinging at the top of his lungs from here to the middle of next week.

Another excellent point.

People who think that a country just over 200 years old has "no history" are either ignorant cretins or cultural snobs of the worst possible kind.

Astonishing as it might sound to some folks, 200 years is enough time to built up quite a lot of culture, history, and national identity.

And on the basis of the OP's yardstick, Birmingham (which didn't become a proper city until 1731, and today consists largely of 19th Century buildings and a few half-hearted attempts at modern infrastructure) has no history whatsoever, no old buildings, and no culture.

Cheetah7

We are Hutch's Army and it is our duty to protect.

We have performed a hostile invasion of this thread and taken it to the level of faeces.

We shall see how long it takes for a nasty response.

Hutch, grab your weapon and be prepared.

Ive just farted, only a small one though.

manxfamily

How long till this thread moves to the Barbie?

Wendy

Yes, I can

I think some of them post on here, except the shite somes out of the other end

Cheetah7

lostpom

The funny thing is, I never really watched that much TV in the UK, too busy doing things, I've only started to watch so muh of it here as theres nothing else to do !

Not at all, just maybe something with even a tiny bit of style !

True, true, but I was thinking more of Tuscany, Greece (not the typical UK tourist flodded parts), Spain, The Ice Hotel in Sweden, Prague...the list goes on.

Well I have to say, I never come out with the fact I happen to have a degree, but on this one occasion, the store guy was grilling me, and it was quite obvious I knew more about the subject matter than him, so I think it was fair enough.

Well, actually I quite like the old dog in the back of the ute style !!



In fact, in all fairness, and in the interests of a balanced discussion, maybe I should point out some of the GOOD things about Australia :

The people are fantastically friendly and welcoming.

Beautiful vistas and countryside

Actually being able to enjoy being outside for the majority of the year rather than the minority

You CAN find Lurpak in Woolies if you look hard enough


erm....I will think of some more, there are loads.

lostpom.com