My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Mar 12th 2006, 9:03 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by WendyC
My hubby said we are not having a TV :scared:
:scared:
When I stayed in Oz, I would rarely watch it but I seriously found that I didnt realise how much TV I watched until I stayed in Australia.
I was outdoors most of the time.
I will still have a TV though but I reckon my couch potato days will be over.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:03 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Absolute cracking post, couldnt agree more with you.
But you missed one thing the "dog in the back of the ute" in the style section.
But you missed one thing the "dog in the back of the ute" in the style section.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:05 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I dont know but I have terrible trapped wind. 
Who would like a cup of tea?
Who would like a cup of tea?
Mar 12th 2006, 9:06 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by manxfamily
Just let it rip Sam - youll feel much better
Do you think I should? Its really hurting and doesnt want to come out.
If I guff then I suspect the roof of my flat shall blow off.
I bet Margaret never farts.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:07 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Do you think I should? Its really hurting and doesnt want to come out.
If I guff then I suspect the roof of my flat shall blow off.
I bet Margaret never farts.
If I guff then I suspect the roof of my flat shall blow off.
I bet Margaret never farts.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:08 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by WendyC
Perhaps tartan farts.
I swear to god I am going to explode if I dont chuff in a minute.
Wonder if I need to take a dump.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:10 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Perhaps tartan farts.
I swear to god I am going to explode if I dont chuff in a minute.
Wonder if I need to take a dump.
I swear to god I am going to explode if I dont chuff in a minute.
Wonder if I need to take a dump.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:11 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by WendyC
My hubby said we are not having a TV :scared:
They're good for the odd DVD though. If we have one, it will be kept in one of those cupboards with doors on.....
Mar 12th 2006, 9:11 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Perhaps tartan farts.
I swear to god I am going to explode if I dont chuff in a minute.
Wonder if I need to take a dump.
I swear to god I am going to explode if I dont chuff in a minute.
Wonder if I need to take a dump.
Mar 12th 2006, 9:12 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Ransi
Bring back the shit thread...
Dont remind me.
I went for a dump last week and had to flush 5 times because it looked like a log flume.
Nearly tore me it did.
I wonder how long it will be before someone does either;
1. A sarcastic smiley to the talk of faeces
2. Complains
Mar 12th 2006, 9:14 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Dont remind me.
I went for a dump last week and had to flush 5 times because it looked like a log flume.
Nearly tore me it did.
I wonder how long it will be before someone does either;
1. A sarcastic smiley to the talk of faeces
2. Complains
I went for a dump last week and had to flush 5 times because it looked like a log flume.
Nearly tore me it did.
I wonder how long it will be before someone does either;
1. A sarcastic smiley to the talk of faeces
2. Complains
shit again, hey mods is this really on subject?
Mar 12th 2006, 9:15 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by manxfamily
shit again, hey mods is this really on subject? <snort>
Shall we play 'My dump is bigger than your dump?'
Mar 12th 2006, 9:15 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Dont remind me.
I went for a dump last week and had to flush 5 times because it looked like a log flume.
Nearly tore me it did.
I wonder how long it will be before someone does either;
1. A sarcastic smiley to the talk of faeces
2. Complains
I went for a dump last week and had to flush 5 times because it looked like a log flume.
Nearly tore me it did.
I wonder how long it will be before someone does either;
1. A sarcastic smiley to the talk of faeces
2. Complains
Mar 12th 2006, 9:16 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
White wine - a soft yellow dump
Red wine - a solid black dump
Red wine - a solid black dump
Mar 12th 2006, 9:17 pm
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Re: My Top 10 Aussie Gripes
Originally Posted by Ransi
I thought I had worms once...turned out to be lettuce...
I think we killed the thread
