my revenge on pommie bashers
#1
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Location: Melbourne
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my revenge on pommie bashers
Last week i posted and said that i came to Australia in 1973 but pommie bashing was worse then than it is now.
The day after i arrived i went to the bank and they said they had never heard of me i should sort it out from England.
This was before emails so it would be a month before i found out where my money was.
So i got a job in a hospital as a cleaner because i wanted to eat.
On the train at 5.30am sitting with a group of people when this Fat Loudmouth
Aussie starts on about the "Pommies" taking all our good jobs.
He turns to me and asks what i think.
Dont open your mouth i thought and just nodded.
Just my bloody luck when we get to the hospital they all work there.
It turns out he worked in stores and i never saw much of him.
I left that hospital and worked at another in my proper job as a cardiac technician.
About 5 years went by and i was doing exercise tests on a tread mill to
see if the heart was functioning correctly under a heavy workload.
Guess who turned up for a test and boy that bloke was on his knees by the end .Sweet revenge.
While laying on the couch resting afterwards he grabbed my arm and said
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong
S--- we dont want.
The day after i arrived i went to the bank and they said they had never heard of me i should sort it out from England.
This was before emails so it would be a month before i found out where my money was.
So i got a job in a hospital as a cleaner because i wanted to eat.
On the train at 5.30am sitting with a group of people when this Fat Loudmouth
Aussie starts on about the "Pommies" taking all our good jobs.
He turns to me and asks what i think.
Dont open your mouth i thought and just nodded.
Just my bloody luck when we get to the hospital they all work there.
It turns out he worked in stores and i never saw much of him.
I left that hospital and worked at another in my proper job as a cardiac technician.
About 5 years went by and i was doing exercise tests on a tread mill to
see if the heart was functioning correctly under a heavy workload.
Guess who turned up for a test and boy that bloke was on his knees by the end .Sweet revenge.
While laying on the couch resting afterwards he grabbed my arm and said
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong
S--- we dont want.
#2
Re: my revenge on pommie bashers
Originally Posted by Aussiepeter
Last week i posted and said that i came to Australia in 1973 but pommie bashing was worse then than it is now.
The day after i arrived i went to the bank and they said they had never heard of me i should sort it out from England.
This was before emails so it would be a month before i found out where my money was.
So i got a job in a hospital as a cleaner because i wanted to eat.
On the train at 5.30am sitting with a group of people when this Fat Loudmouth
Aussie starts on about the "Pommies" taking all our good jobs.
He turns to me and asks what i think.
Dont open your mouth i thought and just nodded.
Just my bloody luck when we get to the hospital they all work there.
It turns out he worked in stores and i never saw much of him.
I left that hospital and worked at another in my proper job as a cardiac technician.
About 5 years went by and i was doing exercise tests on a tread mill to
see if the heart was functioning correctly under a heavy workload.
Guess who turned up for a test and boy that bloke was on his knees by the end .Sweet revenge.
While laying on the couch resting afterwards he grabbed my arm and said
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong
S--- we dont want.
The day after i arrived i went to the bank and they said they had never heard of me i should sort it out from England.
This was before emails so it would be a month before i found out where my money was.
So i got a job in a hospital as a cleaner because i wanted to eat.
On the train at 5.30am sitting with a group of people when this Fat Loudmouth
Aussie starts on about the "Pommies" taking all our good jobs.
He turns to me and asks what i think.
Dont open your mouth i thought and just nodded.
Just my bloody luck when we get to the hospital they all work there.
It turns out he worked in stores and i never saw much of him.
I left that hospital and worked at another in my proper job as a cardiac technician.
About 5 years went by and i was doing exercise tests on a tread mill to
see if the heart was functioning correctly under a heavy workload.
Guess who turned up for a test and boy that bloke was on his knees by the end .Sweet revenge.
While laying on the couch resting afterwards he grabbed my arm and said
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong
S--- we dont want.
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Joined: Jan 2005
Location: The Shoalhaven, New South Wales, Australia
Posts: 11,056
Re: my revenge on pommie bashers
Originally Posted by Aussiepeter
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong S--- we dont want.
#4
Re: my revenge on pommie bashers
Originally Posted by Aussiepeter
Last week i posted and said that i came to Australia in 1973 but pommie bashing was worse then than it is now.
The day after i arrived i went to the bank and they said they had never heard of me i should sort it out from England.
This was before emails so it would be a month before i found out where my money was.
So i got a job in a hospital as a cleaner because i wanted to eat.
On the train at 5.30am sitting with a group of people when this Fat Loudmouth
Aussie starts on about the "Pommies" taking all our good jobs.
He turns to me and asks what i think.
Dont open your mouth i thought and just nodded.
Just my bloody luck when we get to the hospital they all work there.
It turns out he worked in stores and i never saw much of him.
I left that hospital and worked at another in my proper job as a cardiac technician.
About 5 years went by and i was doing exercise tests on a tread mill to
see if the heart was functioning correctly under a heavy workload.
Guess who turned up for a test and boy that bloke was on his knees by the end .Sweet revenge.
While laying on the couch resting afterwards he grabbed my arm and said
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong
S--- we dont want.
The day after i arrived i went to the bank and they said they had never heard of me i should sort it out from England.
This was before emails so it would be a month before i found out where my money was.
So i got a job in a hospital as a cleaner because i wanted to eat.
On the train at 5.30am sitting with a group of people when this Fat Loudmouth
Aussie starts on about the "Pommies" taking all our good jobs.
He turns to me and asks what i think.
Dont open your mouth i thought and just nodded.
Just my bloody luck when we get to the hospital they all work there.
It turns out he worked in stores and i never saw much of him.
I left that hospital and worked at another in my proper job as a cardiac technician.
About 5 years went by and i was doing exercise tests on a tread mill to
see if the heart was functioning correctly under a heavy workload.
Guess who turned up for a test and boy that bloke was on his knees by the end .Sweet revenge.
While laying on the couch resting afterwards he grabbed my arm and said
"Thank god for you Pommies coming to this country its those bloody Vietcong
S--- we dont want.