My mother in law, she's like a stream of bat's piss...
Mar 1st 2004, 1:30 pm
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My mother in law, she's like a stream of bat's piss...
...she shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Yeah, right.
Jokes.
Q. What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot her again.
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
Yeah, right.
Jokes.
Q. What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot her again.
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
Mar 1st 2004, 1:41 pm
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Re: My mother in law, she's like a stream of bat's piss...
Originally posted by pleasancefamily
...she shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Yeah, right.
Jokes.
Q. What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot her again.
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
...she shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Yeah, right.
Jokes.
Q. What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot her again.
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
I like it somebody after my own heart ..more please...
Mar 1st 2004, 1:43 pm
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Originally posted by pleasancefamily
One for the over 30s:
One for the over 30s:
question time in black and white
Mar 1st 2004, 1:46 pm
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How come the funny looking one with wonky legs got the chic American chick?
Mar 1st 2004, 1:54 pm
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Originally posted by pleasancefamily
How come the funny looking one with wonky legs got the chic American chick?
How come the funny looking one with wonky legs got the chic American chick?
Mar 1st 2004, 1:59 pm
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We gave the world The Beatles and Monty Python.
Australia gave the world Kylie & Jason and Kath & Kim.
Australia gave the world Kylie & Jason and Kath & Kim.
Mar 1st 2004, 5:51 pm
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Gotta love Kath & Kim
Mar 1st 2004, 6:23 pm
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Originally posted by pleasancefamily
One for the over 30s:
One for the over 30s:
my favourite site!!!!
www.pythonline.com/
...thats where I am if Im not on here!!!!!!!!
sue
Mar 1st 2004, 9:51 pm
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I'll have you know I have a picture of my Mother in Law hanging pride of place over the mantle piece in the front room!
Mar 1st 2004, 9:52 pm
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It keeps the kids away from the fire
Mar 1st 2004, 10:03 pm
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Re: My mother in law, she's like a stream of bat's piss...
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.
I never forget a face but for MIL I will try to make an exception.
I never forget a face but for MIL I will try to make an exception.
Mar 1st 2004, 10:06 pm
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my wife....
....just gave me a photo of my MIL at her age.
They look exactly the same.
Anybody know a good lawyer?
They look exactly the same.
Anybody know a good lawyer?
Mar 2nd 2004, 2:09 am
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Re: My mother in law, she's like a stream of bat's piss...
Originally posted by pleasancefamily
...she shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Yeah, right.
Jokes.
Q. What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot her again.
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
...she shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Yeah, right.
Jokes.
Q. What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot her again.
What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
The laughter you hear is my Hubby....I read this to him and he lost it..........
Mar 2nd 2004, 9:48 am
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Re: my wife....
Originally posted by wombatboy
....just gave me a photo of my MIL at her age.
They look exactly the same.
Anybody know a good lawyer?
....just gave me a photo of my MIL at her age.
They look exactly the same.
Anybody know a good lawyer?
My helpful suggestion that my wife go on a 3 kilo diet and take three times as much exercise seems to have been misheard as meaning 'I'll sit around and eat more chocs'
Oh well, my MIL thinks I can't speak her (Central European) language so maybe in time it'll be transferable technology.
