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More jokes for a Friday afternoon.....

More jokes for a Friday afternoon.....

Old Aug 30th 2002, 11:59 am
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When the painters and decorators are coming...



A study in Sydney showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance: if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is premenstrual, she is more prone to be attracted to a man

with a pair of scissors shoved in his temple and a cricket bat jammed up his
arse.

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Old Aug 30th 2002, 4:23 pm
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PML OH how true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yvonne

15 days til we leave, 17 til we arrive. WATCH OUT MELBOURNE

Originally posted by NickyTurner:
When the painters and decorators are coming...



A study in Sydney showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance: if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is premenstrual, she is more prone to be attracted to a man

with a pair of scissors shoved in his temple and a cricket bat jammed up his
arse.

Love Nibbles
xxx
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Old Aug 30th 2002, 8:27 pm
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Originally posted by ywoods:
PML OH how true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yvonne

15 days til we leave, 17 til we arrive. WATCH OUT MELBOURNE
Thought that was great i laughed out loud , paul just looked at me gone out , as if to say why is that so funny , we know why girls dont we !!!!!
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