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Grub Aug 30th 2002 11:59 am

More jokes for a Friday afternoon.....
 
When the painters and decorators are coming...



A study in Sydney showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance: if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is premenstrual, she is more prone to be attracted to a man

with a pair of scissors shoved in his temple and a cricket bat jammed up his
arse.

Love Nibbles
xxx:beer:

ywoods Aug 30th 2002 4:23 pm

Re: More jokes for a Friday afternoon.....
 
PML OH how true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yvonne :)

15 :eek: days til we leave, 17 til we arrive. WATCH OUT MELBOURNE


Originally posted by NickyTurner:
When the painters and decorators are coming...



A study in Sydney showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance: if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is premenstrual, she is more prone to be attracted to a man

with a pair of scissors shoved in his temple and a cricket bat jammed up his
arse.

Love Nibbles
xxx:beer:

jopaulss Aug 30th 2002 8:27 pm

Re: More jokes for a Friday afternoon.....
 

Originally posted by ywoods:
PML OH how true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yvonne :)

15 :eek: days til we leave, 17 til we arrive. WATCH OUT MELBOURNE

Thought that was great i laughed out loud , paul just looked at me gone out , as if to say why is that so funny , we know why girls dont we !!!!!
Joanne xx


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