money saving tips
Anyone got any money saving tips to help with the immigration fund.
I have one to start off with. 1. Print off all PBs threads and posts on a daily Basis. It would be too big a job to do weekly. 2. Fold the pages across the centre, and cut along the fold with a sharp knife. 3. Place the sheets of paper in to piles no more than 50 sheets per pile. 4. With a darning needle make a hole through the top left hand corner of the sheets. 5. Thread about 3 inches of string through the hole and tie loosly. 6. Hammer a 2 inch nail in the toilet wall and hang the sheets from the nail. 7. Use the sheets to wipe your bum. There is usually enough to keep a family of 15 supplied on a daily basis. Saving around £3.75 per week. PC |
Re: money saving tips
Originally posted by porkchop Anyone got any money saving tips to help with the immigration fund. I have one to start off with. 1. Print off all PBs threads and posts on a daily Basis. It would be too big a job to do weekly. 2. Fold the pages across the centre, and cut along the fold with a sharp knife. 3. Place the sheets of paper in to piles no more than 50 sheets per pile. 4. With a darning needle make a hole through the top left hand corner of the sheets. 5. Thread about 3 inches of string through the hole and tie loosly. 6. Hammer a 2 inch nail in the toilet wall and hang the sheets from the nail. 7. Use the sheets to wipe your bum. There is usually enough to keep a family of 15 supplied on a daily basis. Saving around £3.75 per week. PC :D |
I laughed so much I almost SH** myself.
Good post!! Earlswood :D :D |
Laughed so much the boss came over to see what I was reading and nearly discovered how I spend my time these days! Ooops!! Worth it though! Must remember to print them all off while at work too, then I don't even have to pay for the paper!
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Being new here, I didnt want to say anything in case I was the only one thinking that.
This did make me laugh. :D |
Re: money saving tips
Originally posted by porkchop Anyone got any money saving tips to help with the immigration fund. I have one to start off with. 1. Print off all PBs threads and posts on a daily Basis. It would be too big a job to do weekly. 2. Fold the pages across the centre, and cut along the fold with a sharp knife. 3. Place the sheets of paper in to piles no more than 50 sheets per pile. 4. With a darning needle make a hole through the top left hand corner of the sheets. 5. Thread about 3 inches of string through the hole and tie loosly. 6. Hammer a 2 inch nail in the toilet wall and hang the sheets from the nail. 7. Use the sheets to wipe your bum. There is usually enough to keep a family of 15 supplied on a daily basis. Saving around £3.75 per week. PC PC, I like your style,getting your point across more than adequately without being abusive or offensive,unlike the charming PB. Good on ya, Fi |
Re: money saving tips
Originally posted by weefi PC, I like your style,getting your point across more than adequately without being abusive or offensive,unlike the charming PB. Good on ya, Fi Nice to see the refugees have a smile it may take sometime to return as you step off the boat . See no evil , hear no evil and speak no evil in the land of the blind the one eyed man is King . Who's turn to be King today? :D :cool: :beer: |
Originally posted by dracupg Being new here, I didnt want to say anything in case I was the only one thinking that. This did make me laugh. :D |
Re: money saving tips
Originally posted by porkchop Anyone got any money saving tips to help with the immigration fund. PC I have a money saving tip for everyone. Porkchops are ten a penny here, especially if you can take chewing on the thicker cuts or pieces of scrag like this one. |
wilf,i dont know why u are trying to be a pb mark 2,there is and only will be one pb,dont try to mimic him.my friend pb is the biggest looser on this site,you can only ever b his lap dog.
(just waiting for modorator to delete this just like my other posts) |
Originally posted by rday wilf,i dont know why u are trying to be a pb mark 2,there is and only will be one pb,dont try to mimic him.my friend pb is the biggest looser on this site,you can only ever b his lap dog. (just waiting for modorator to delete this just like my other posts) Happy hour calls will think of you not. :D :cool: :beer: |
Alternative money saving tip.
Use Wilf to wipe your bum. PC |
Originally posted by porkchop Alternative money saving tip. Use Wilf to wipe your bum. PC |
Originally posted by pommie bastard You may know loads about being a loser but little of Australia , just let this sink in I am paid far more that you ever will be here and I get time to rip the piss out Pom refugees , if other informed posters wish to follow my example its no problem except to the deluded like yourself. Happy hour calls will think of you not. :D :cool: :beer: wilfee,get your coat,i think u have defeneeetly pulled. :caution,always use a comdon. |
Originally posted by porkchop Alternative money saving tip. Use Wilf to wipe your bum. PC It is hard to think of new material isn't it son? You rely on repetition to beat us into submission? You are this "PC gone mad" that everyone keeps on about these days? |
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