Met the new neighbours
Jul 31st 2006, 12:42 am
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Met the new neighbours
And what a delight they are :scared: Mid 60's and they like to use their tennis court, at 6 AM EVERY MORNING, and guess what in winter its dark so they use FLOODLIGHTS :scared:
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
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Jul 31st 2006, 12:48 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by jad n rich
And what a delight they are :scared: Mid 60's and they like to use their tennis court, at 6 AM EVERY MORNING, and guess what in winter its dark so they use FLOODLIGHTS :scared:
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and utes
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and utes
I'm sure the teenagers will annoy them far more than the tennis does you. Are you sure the grunting is from tennis 
Jul 31st 2006, 12:48 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by jad n rich
And what a delight they are :scared: Mid 60's and they like to use their tennis court, at 6 AM EVERY MORNING, and guess what in winter its dark so they use FLOODLIGHTS :scared:
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
best way to stop it lol
Jul 31st 2006, 1:00 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Nasty. Are you sure the grunting is from tennis
Jul 31st 2006, 2:02 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by jad n rich
And what a delight they are :scared: Mid 60's and they like to use their tennis court, at 6 AM EVERY MORNING, and guess what in winter its dark so they use FLOODLIGHTS :scared:
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
Jul 31st 2006, 2:54 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Are you sure the grunting is from tennis
Now, where did I leave that fountain of youth?
Hey! How about YOU start making all sorts of your own grunting and groaning noises when they come out to play? Maybe they'll get embarrassed and decide that they can wait until 9am?? Make it good though... lots of screaming and "Oh Yessses" etc..
Next time you talk to the neighbours, casually mention that all of a sudden the Mr. is a morning guy
Something wakes him up and boooooooooooy is he randy!Siren
Jul 31st 2006, 4:43 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
And there was me worried about dogs barking all hours of the day and night
Jul 31st 2006, 6:18 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by jad n rich
And what a delight they are :scared: Mid 60's and they like to use their tennis court, at 6 AM EVERY MORNING, and guess what in winter its dark so they use FLOODLIGHTS :scared:
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
You could just start up a foursome
Jul 31st 2006, 6:19 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by jad n rich
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
Jul 31st 2006, 6:28 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by Siren & Brian
You could just start up a foursome
Jul 31st 2006, 6:37 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by glittababe
House next door to us has been empty ever since the paedo neighbour vacated, until............... last Tuesday! I remember the day well! It was the day that the f****** dog moved in and it has howled and yelped ever since!!! Its tied up in the back garden on a long length of washing line, a bowl of water and a blanket. its like that all day until the owners return 10 hrs later! First day we let it go, second day we called the real estate agent who called the woman and told her to return and sort the dog out. Since then we have called the woman several times and asked her to sort it. She told me "it must be the area as we've never had a howling dog problem before". Yeah right! Neighbour on the other side has a hefty supply of poison, apparently if it carries on he's going to put it to good use. I don't doubt him for a second!
Can't you call your council or something? Sounds like a noise problem that the council might be able to sort out.
Jul 31st 2006, 7:01 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by jad n rich
And what a delight they are :scared: Mid 60's and they like to use their tennis court, at 6 AM EVERY MORNING, and guess what in winter its dark so they use FLOODLIGHTS :scared:
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
R reckons the womans probably one of those grunters too, you know like in wimbledon when they whack the ball they grunt or scream.
Never mind we will retaliate, easy enough to rustle up 12 pre teens who like to stay up till 3 am at sleepovers and who are keen to learn driving skills on the ride on mower and ute
Every house we have bought we always have a few looks at, at many different times of day (and night) just in case there are things you may want to avoid.
Jul 31st 2006, 7:08 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by Teliko21
Please don't let it come to the dog being poisoned, the dog doesn't deserve that!
Can't you call your council or something? Sounds like a noise problem that the council might be able to sort out.
Can't you call your council or something? Sounds like a noise problem that the council might be able to sort out.
Jul 31st 2006, 7:11 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by glittababe
council is an option. I made the real estate lady listen to it on the phone for 10mins she was horrified (hence phoning the woman pretty sharpish). I'll let the other neighbours sort out what they want to do. I'm monitoring Alf's poison jar! So far he hasn't used it!
Jul 31st 2006, 7:11 am
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Re: Met the new neighbours
Originally Posted by CadburysFingers
Was the tennis court there when you bought the house, or has it been hastily erected since you moved in. Every house we have bought we always have a few looks at, at many different times of day (and night) just in case there are things you may want to avoid.
Every house we have bought we always have a few looks at, at many different times of day (and night) just in case there are things you may want to avoid.day time tennis I can cope with, grunting and groaning at 6am????? umm depends on how much gruntings going on!
