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brox Mar 13th 2003 8:44 am

Message to PB
 
Please forgive me oh mighty one for asking such a trivial question, but what is it that you do to earn a crust and fill your in your most valuable time. What ever it is I'm sure is not worthy of you(fawn, fawn). And when is it that you will be returning to the land of your birth so that the calf maybe well and truly fattened.
:beer: :PARTY:

pommie bastard Mar 13th 2003 10:41 am

Re: Message to PB
 

Originally posted by brox
Please forgive me oh mighty one for asking such a trivial question, but what is it that you do to earn a crust and fill your in your most valuable time. What ever it is I'm sure is not worthy of you(fawn, fawn). And when is it that you will be returning to the land of your birth so that the calf maybe well and truly fattened.
:beer: :PARTY:
My crust is very stale I do what is expected of me , the great and good who are running this once wonderful company have decided to do nothing costs nothing so I now do my best to do just that.
I have grown fat on the very good company social does we had here when the money was plentyful (mostly share holders money), the days of waste are over and 460 people have been arsed out so I only have my terminals to chat to now.
I have asked for a work experance course before I leave , having had many useless courses and a few jollies I thought it would get me geared up for the mother country , but was told that I have the wrong attitude and not to mention that 4 letter word again and sit down and have a coffee.


:D :cool: :beer:

levelheaded Mar 14th 2003 8:32 pm

Re: Message to PB
 

Originally posted by pommie bastard
My crust is very stale I do what is expected of me , the great and good who are running this once wonderful company have decided to do nothing costs nothing so I now do my best to do just that.
I have grown fat on the very good company social does we had here when the money was plentyful (mostly share holders money), the days of waste are over and 460 people have been arsed out so I only have my terminals to chat to now.
I have asked for a work experance course before I leave , having had many useless courses and a few jollies I thought it would get me geared up for the mother country , but was told that I have the wrong attitude and not to mention that 4 letter word again and sit down and have a coffee.


:D :cool: :beer:

Exactly PB - You have the wrong attitude, and if you left this country with that attitude ( a leopard never changes its spots) 9 years ago you had better take a good look at yourself and get your arse into gear, because they won't put up with it here now and you will soon be in the dole queue.

We all moan about PB, but isn't that why we are leaving this country, to get away from the majority of PBs here. You will be okay here PB. Don't leave it any later than August.

pommie bastard Mar 16th 2003 3:43 pm

Re: Message to PB
 

Originally posted by levelheaded
Exactly PB - You have the wrong attitude, and if you left this country with that attitude ( a leopard never changes its spots) 9 years ago you had better take a good look at yourself and get your arse into gear, because they won't put up with it here now and you will soon be in the dole queue.

We all moan about PB, but isn't that why we are leaving this country, to get away from the majority of PBs here. You will be okay here PB. Don't leave it any later than August.
Pal I am far more streetwise than most thats why I am still in my job I can duck and dive with the best unlike the 460 who got the push here, what you forget is I came to Australia in order to become a PB.
You are a soft lad as the Scousers would say , if you are not suited to the work place in the UK , you've no chance here.




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Megalania Mar 16th 2003 4:44 pm

Re: Message to PB
 

Originally posted by pommie bastard
Pal I am far more streetwise than most thats why I am still in my job I can duck and dive with the best unlike the 460 who got the push here, what you forget is I came to Australia in order to become a PB.
You are a soft lad as the Scousers would say if you are not suited to the work place in the UK , you've no chance here.

:D :cool: :beer:
First response of the PBs to Be. Faced by the recalcitrant, suggest he fly away home to hide behind Mummies skirts.

They say leopards never change their leotards.

Fly away Jack, Fly away Jill

pommie bastard Mar 16th 2003 5:05 pm

Re: Message to PB
 

Originally posted by Megalania
First response of the PBs to Be. Faced by the recalcitrant, suggest he fly away home to hide behind Mummies skirts.

They say leopards never change their leotards.

Fly away Jack, Fly away Jill
No chance of hidding behind my mothers skirt no room in the urn ,never tried a leotard on me bodies more suited a sack of potatoes.



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