Mens talk (women keep out)
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:41 am
#76
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Originally posted by Pollster
Oh, well at least you are a bit more specific in that area, then.
So what have ocean mammals ever done to you? Or are you just intimidated by the size of a sperm whales cock?
Oh, well at least you are a bit more specific in that area, then.
So what have ocean mammals ever done to you? Or are you just intimidated by the size of a sperm whales cock?
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:42 am
#77
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Originally posted by wengerboy
sperm whales got nuthin on me
sperm whales got nuthin on me
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:42 am
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Originally posted by Jack Daws
Just wet myself.
Nothing new there though
Just wet myself.
Nothing new there though
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:43 am
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Originally posted by downunderpom
12 feet long, I believe..... and flexible!
12 feet long, I believe..... and flexible!
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:43 am
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Originally posted by wengerboy
sperm whales got nuthin on me
sperm whales got nuthin on me
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:44 am
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you need to do your pelvic floor exercises....
Thing is cos she's up the duff, she keeps rolling around, its hard to keep her still
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:44 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
you need to do your pelvic floor exercises.... squeeze....
you need to do your pelvic floor exercises.... squeeze....
You wouldn't need pelvic floor muscles if you were a Mrs Sperm Whale!
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:45 am
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Originally posted by WBB
does your mrs require stitches after sex?
does your mrs require stitches after sex?
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:46 am
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Originally posted by Pollster
You wouldn't need pelvic floor muscles if you were a Mrs Sperm Whale!
You wouldn't need pelvic floor muscles if you were a Mrs Sperm Whale!
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:47 am
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Originally posted by Pollster
You wouldn't need pelvic floor muscles if you were a Mrs Sperm Whale!
You wouldn't need pelvic floor muscles if you were a Mrs Sperm Whale!
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:47 am
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Originally posted by wengerboy
no she`s not into the punchin thing no more
no she`s not into the punchin thing no more
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:48 am
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does your mrs require stitches after sex?
But then again she'd been prepared
PS Before you start, my mates
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:49 am
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Originally posted by Jack Daws
My missus didnt need em after childbirth. :scared:
But then again she'd been prepared
PS Before you start, my mates
My missus didnt need em after childbirth. :scared:
But then again she'd been prepared
PS Before you start, my mates
mine had no stitches after childbirth, but now it is like throwing a sausage roll up the channel tunnel.
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:50 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
Believe me, i have absolutely no desire at all to be a sperm whale!!!!!
Believe me, i have absolutely no desire at all to be a sperm whale!!!!!
Feb 3rd 2004, 9:50 am
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You are right, I would rather be a Mrs Horsefly as Mr Horsefly has the largest penis of any animal or insect on the planet in comparison to his size!
