Men with small genitals should be banned from wearing speedos
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likewise women with saggy udders, keep our beaches for the baywatch type bimbos.
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And women who aint a size 8/10.........NO LYCRA!!!!!
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Originally posted by podgypossum
and the same goes for those geeky cyclists in light blue lycra shorts!!
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and the same goes for those geeky cyclists in light blue lycra shorts!!
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Originally posted by WBB
likewise women with saggy udders, keep our beaches for the baywatch type bimbos.
likewise women with saggy udders, keep our beaches for the baywatch type bimbos.
Not so...saggy udders can be scaffolded.. pip squeak pleasure poles cannot be turned into dapple dongers
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You can whack a pair of socks down your speedos at any time!!!!
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Not that I have at any time!!!!!!
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Not that I have at any time!!!!!!
Originally posted by podgypossum
Not so...saggy udders can be scaffolded.. pip squeak pleasure poles cannot be turned into dapple dongers
Not so...saggy udders can be scaffolded.. pip squeak pleasure poles cannot be turned into dapple dongers
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But you would need to stay out of the water, returning from the surf with a board under your arm and a large soggy lump in your speedos is NOT attractive!!
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Originally posted by podgypossum
Its such a let down
Its such a let down
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You obviously spend a lot of your time ogling don't you podgypervert.
100 lines please....
I must not ogle
I must not ogle
I must not ogle......
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Of course i perv..what woman doesnt?.... every time we meet a man our eyes first look at the face and its scientific fact that the next immediate draw to the eye is the crotch.... been proved ALL women do it.
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Originally posted by podgypossum
Of course i perv..what woman doesnt?.... every time we meet a man our eyes first look at the face and its scientific fact that the next immediate draw to the eye is the crotch.... been proved ALL women do it.
Of course i perv..what woman doesnt?.... every time we meet a man our eyes first look at the face and its scientific fact that the next immediate draw to the eye is the crotch.... been proved ALL women do it.
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Originally posted by podgypossum
Men with small genitals should be banned from wearing speedos.
Men with small genitals should be banned from wearing speedos.
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Originally posted by podgypossum
Not so...saggy udders can be scaffolded.. pip squeak pleasure poles cannot be turned into dapple dongers
Not so...saggy udders can be scaffolded.. pip squeak pleasure poles cannot be turned into dapple dongers
pmsl........
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Originally posted by podgypossum
Men with small genitals should be banned from wearing speedos
Its such a let down
Men with small genitals should be banned from wearing speedos
Its such a let down
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
So what brought this on at this time of night anyway Podgy? Been checking out men in speedos online before going to bed?
So what brought this on at this time of night anyway Podgy? Been checking out men in speedos online before going to bed?
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