Megalania, Wilf - Save Pommie Bastard
Jul 15th 2003, 9:21 am
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Megalania, Wilf - Save Pommie Bastard
Righto, Megalania, I fear Sir Bastard is suffering lack of intellectual challenge, and has sulked off. Maybe he took those mean songs to heart?
gOD knows, we've all tried our best. So why not give him a bit of sport?
Brighten up the 'ol bastard's day and get that ignore button exercised.
You too Wilf, I fear Sir Bastard will just fade away, instead of going out with a bang? We don't want that now. Do we?
So here's an incantation to raise the spirits...
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY WILF MEGA YAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES AND...
gOD knows, we've all tried our best. So why not give him a bit of sport?
Brighten up the 'ol bastard's day and get that ignore button exercised.
You too Wilf, I fear Sir Bastard will just fade away, instead of going out with a bang? We don't want that now. Do we?
So here's an incantation to raise the spirits...
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY WILF MEGA YAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES AND...
Last edited by Florida_03; Jul 15th 2003 at 9:30 am.
Jul 15th 2003, 10:29 am
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You invoke my name?
Leave the barfly contemplate his maggoty suppurations. Reincarnation?
Leave the barfly contemplate his maggoty suppurations. Reincarnation?
Jul 15th 2003, 10:34 am
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Re: Megalania, Wilf - Save Pommie Bastard
Originally posted by Florida_03
Righto, Megalania, I fear Sir Bastard is suffering lack of intellectual challenge, and has sulked off. Maybe he took those mean songs to heart?
gOD knows, we've all tried our best. So why not give him a bit of sport?
Brighten up the 'ol bastard's day and get that ignore button exercised.
You too Wilf, I fear Sir Bastard will just fade away, instead of going out with a bang? We don't want that now. Do we?
So here's an incantation to raise the spirits...
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY WILF MEGA YAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES AND...
Righto, Megalania, I fear Sir Bastard is suffering lack of intellectual challenge, and has sulked off. Maybe he took those mean songs to heart?
gOD knows, we've all tried our best. So why not give him a bit of sport?
Brighten up the 'ol bastard's day and get that ignore button exercised.
You too Wilf, I fear Sir Bastard will just fade away, instead of going out with a bang? We don't want that now. Do we?
So here's an incantation to raise the spirits...
LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.
NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY
HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS
NOW LOUD AND FAST
WA TA NA SY WILF MEGA YAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
WA TA NA WILF MEGA SIAM
EXTINGUISH CANDLES AND...
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Jul 15th 2003, 10:39 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
You invoke my name?
Leave the barfly contemplate his maggoty suppurations. Reincarnation?
You invoke my name?
Leave the barfly contemplate his maggoty suppurations. Reincarnation?
You can inject an invigorating tonic?
Jul 15th 2003, 10:43 am
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Re: Megalania, Wilf - Save Pommie Bastard
Originally posted by mr mover
After 5000 posts his brain will implode, and we send him back to the UK in an envelope........ MM
After 5000 posts his brain will implode, and we send him back to the UK in an envelope........
MM
Second Class?
Jul 15th 2003, 10:50 am
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Originally posted by Florida_03
He has become moribund, lacklustre, dull.
You can inject an invigorating tonic?
He has become moribund, lacklustre, dull.
You can inject an invigorating tonic?
Jul 15th 2003, 10:57 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
You rouse me from my stoney entombment for such a trivial task? Is the Universe in mortal peril?
You rouse me from my stoney entombment for such a trivial task? Is the Universe in mortal peril?
But for compassion, an other's?
Jul 15th 2003, 11:03 am
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Originally posted by Florida_03
There is just one life for each of us; Our own!
But for compassion, an other's?
There is just one life for each of us; Our own!
But for compassion, an other's?
Jul 15th 2003, 11:06 am
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Re: Megalania, Wilf - Save Pommie Bastard
Originally posted by Florida_03
Second Class?
Second Class?
Jul 15th 2003, 11:16 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
Very well, but beware the change of fates you bring upon the world!
Very well, but beware the change of fates you bring upon the world!
Jul 15th 2003, 11:56 pm
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Well PB, you maggoty old bastard, I've been deputised to tell you to wiggle your bums. Impress me.
Jul 16th 2003, 1:23 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
Well PB, you maggoty old bastard, I've been deputised to tell you to wiggle your bums. Impress me.
Well PB, you maggoty old bastard, I've been deputised to tell you to wiggle your bums. Impress me.
Your many hats are spining too fast for me , how do keep up posting to yourself.
Please hire a young Lady/Guy from the many in the personals here , my bum is not for sale.
Jul 16th 2003, 2:24 am
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Your many hats are spining too fast for me , how do keep up posting to yourself.
Please hire a young Lady/Guy from the many in the personals here , my bum is not for sale.
Your many hats are spining too fast for me , how do keep up posting to yourself.
Please hire a young Lady/Guy from the many in the personals here , my bum is not for sale.
Jul 16th 2003, 2:33 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
Your bum would not sell in a derros dungeon.
Your bum would not sell in a derros dungeon.
Jul 16th 2003, 2:38 am
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Well thats good news , you know about these things?
Well thats good news , you know about these things?