May need karma or slap in the face.
Apr 15th 2005, 1:16 pm
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May need karma or slap in the face.
Okay just went to do the shopping down at ASDA. Forgot to take ,my £1 for the trolley so I had to be cheap and find a trolley that wasn't attached to any others. After some searching found 1, started to push it and low and be hold all the wheels want to go in different directions.
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Apr 15th 2005, 1:27 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay just went to do the shopping down at ASDA. Forgot to take ,my £1 for the trolley so I had to be cheap and find a trolley that wasn't attached to any others. After some searching found 1, started to push it and low and be hold all the wheels want to go in different directions.
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Sending you some sympathy karma cos I'm here....and you're not
ooops...I mean Here's hoping tomorows a good day for ya
Apr 15th 2005, 1:30 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Hi jim
Try shopping online next time
Karma sent
Hilary
Try shopping online next time
Karma sent
Hilary
Apr 15th 2005, 1:31 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay just went to do the shopping down at ASDA. Forgot to take ,my £1 for the trolley so I had to be cheap and find a trolley that wasn't attached to any others. After some searching found 1, started to push it and low and be hold all the wheels want to go in different directions.
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Mind you if I take the hubby my bill is definately more, normally DVD's, CD's, beer and chocolate.
I think you should also cook her a slap up meal as well for when she gets back in. (I'm sure you've got enough food or is it mainly beer?)
Good luck
BB
Apr 15th 2005, 1:34 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay just went to do the shopping down at ASDA. Forgot to take ,my £1 for the trolley so I had to be cheap and find a trolley that wasn't attached to any others. After some searching found 1, started to push it and low and be hold all the wheels want to go in different directions.
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Started off in the fruit section, some very nice woman was wearing one of those low cut skin tight tops, so I got caught having a perv, although she had a smile on her face. Then I had to negotiate around the old people, who like to chat in the middle of the isle. Did the shop went to the check out the lady helped me pack to start off with, but, then lost interest after 5 mins. She bought the total up £97 pound nearly fainted. Got home and started carrying the shopping up stairs. 1 of the bags broke which sent the fanta bottles down 2 flights of stairs.
Now I'm waiting on my girlfriend to come home, so I can tell her the price of the shopping, I did buy her flowers though it may help, but, I doubt it. I am wondering if there are any courses for men that can't shop? Anyway, if uou don't hear from me again, you know what happened to me.
Jim
Apr 15th 2005, 1:35 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by Big Bird
Now you see why we hate shopping!! Crappy trolleys and negotiating around all the idiots standing in the way having a good chat as they have not seen each other since last time they went shopping etc etc.
Mind you if I take the hubby my bill is definately more, normally DVD's, CD's, beer and chocolate.
I think you should also cook her a slap up meal as well for when she gets back in. (I'm sure you've got enough food or is it mainly beer?)
Good luck
BB
Mind you if I take the hubby my bill is definately more, normally DVD's, CD's, beer and chocolate.
I think you should also cook her a slap up meal as well for when she gets back in. (I'm sure you've got enough food or is it mainly beer?)
Good luck
BB
Jim
Apr 15th 2005, 1:37 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
No beer, already have secret stash of Jack Daniels, which I bought duty free, when I was unwillingly leaving Sydney airport, to come back to Glasgow. I will try to cook up a nice meal, any tips on scrapeing charcole of meat?
Jim
Jim
Or you sealed the meat really well to keep the juices in.
Cheers,
JTL
Apr 15th 2005, 1:41 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Just say its crackling
Or you sealed the meat really well to keep the juices in.
Cheers,
JTL
Or you sealed the meat really well to keep the juices in.
Cheers,
JTL
Apr 15th 2005, 1:46 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
I will try to cook up a nice meal, any tips on scrapeing charcole of meat?
Jim
Jim
Food poisioning or broken teeth are not good over the weekend.
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Apr 15th 2005, 1:51 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by Big Bird
Order an Indian instead!
Food poisioning or broken teeth are not good over the weekend.
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Food poisioning or broken teeth are not good over the weekend.
BB
Apr 15th 2005, 1:53 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by worzel
If you do it bad enough, often enough she won't ask you to go again so you can take your paper down the pub and let her get on with it
Apr 15th 2005, 1:56 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by worzel
If you do it bad enough, often enough she won't ask you to go again so you can take your paper down the pub and let her get on with it
Apr 15th 2005, 2:20 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by Big Bird
Speaking from experience???
Apr 15th 2005, 2:24 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by worzel
I used to be quite good at it. Honest! But last time I went the lettuce and grapes I came back with were transparent as they had stuck to a fridge wall, something had a sell-by date that wouldn't last until it was wanted and I got a great deal on shampoo at 2 for the price of 1 only it was conditioner and not much use when my hair is only 5mm long. I haven't been asked since, not that I mind that much
Apr 15th 2005, 2:49 pm
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Re: May need karma or slap in the face.
Originally Posted by worzel
I used to be quite good at it. Honest! But last time I went the lettuce and grapes I came back with were transparent as they had stuck to a fridge wall, something had a sell-by date that wouldn't last until it was wanted and I got a great deal on shampoo at 2 for the price of 1 only it was conditioner and not much use when my hair is only 5mm long. I haven't been asked since, not that I mind that much
Mine is colour blind or is it bored when he is looking for clothes?!?!