Make up your own Aussie slang....
#61
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
Totally off-topic but I just came across this & HAD to share:
A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary. Yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:
DJ : QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the Englishdictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan f**k yourself! Ha Ha Ha. At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place forthat sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller
DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the EnglishDictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha!
A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary. Yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:
DJ : QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave , what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the Englishdictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan f**k yourself! Ha Ha Ha. At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place forthat sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller
DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the EnglishDictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha!
#62
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Lordflasheart
Still laughing 10 minutes after I read it. Brilliant!!
#63
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Seen as my brain isn't working today since my stonker of a bad head last night...here are some real aussie slang words, which I thought were funny
chuck a berko - express extreme anger
fartarse around - waste time
feel like a shag on a rock - to feel alone, deserted,left out
stir the possum - tease/cause trouble
shark biscuits - novice surfers
as useful as a glass door in a dunny - extremely useless
idiot box - TV
poo tickets - toilet paper
thunderbox - toilet
dunny budgie - fly
willy willy - sudden circling gust of wind
dead horse - tomato sauce
dog's eye - meat pie
bum nuts/cackleberries - eggs
cow/moo juice - milk
blow chunks - throw up
chuck a berko - express extreme anger
fartarse around - waste time
feel like a shag on a rock - to feel alone, deserted,left out
stir the possum - tease/cause trouble
shark biscuits - novice surfers
as useful as a glass door in a dunny - extremely useless
idiot box - TV
poo tickets - toilet paper
thunderbox - toilet
dunny budgie - fly
willy willy - sudden circling gust of wind
dead horse - tomato sauce
dog's eye - meat pie
bum nuts/cackleberries - eggs
cow/moo juice - milk
blow chunks - throw up
#64
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Tiawamutu
Seen as my brain isn't working today since my stonker of a bad head last night...here are some real aussie slang words, which I thought were funny
chuck a berko - express extreme anger
fartarse around - waste time
feel like a shag on a rock - to feel alone, deserted,left out
stir the possum - tease/cause trouble
shark biscuits - novice surfers
as useful as a glass door in a dunny - extremely useless
idiot box - TV
poo tickets - toilet paper
thunderbox - toilet
dunny budgie - fly
willy willy - sudden circling gust of wind
dead horse - tomato sauce
dog's eye - meat pie
bum nuts/cackleberries - eggs
cow/moo juice - milk
blow chunks - throw up
chuck a berko - express extreme anger
fartarse around - waste time
feel like a shag on a rock - to feel alone, deserted,left out
stir the possum - tease/cause trouble
shark biscuits - novice surfers
as useful as a glass door in a dunny - extremely useless
idiot box - TV
poo tickets - toilet paper
thunderbox - toilet
dunny budgie - fly
willy willy - sudden circling gust of wind
dead horse - tomato sauce
dog's eye - meat pie
bum nuts/cackleberries - eggs
cow/moo juice - milk
blow chunks - throw up
#65
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
The winner is Jonahs mummy, thank f%$ck ity wasnt jonah but i cant think what was the best but keep em comin
#66
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
sorry to explain
winner of post Jonahs mummy
winner of comment flash
winner of post Jonahs mummy
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#68
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by davykaz
FU$%#CK I feel drunkl just ignore me PLS
...until we get the same way
#70
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Pearth ~ land in WA
You F***NG BOOTY ~ anal lover
Fu***g Oats ~ Cereal sexual deviant
+ add bomboolabong to any place name
Fair Ho ~ blonde prostitute
Fair Dunkem ~ sex with blonde prostitute
Didgereedont ~ not a hollow instrument
You F***NG BOOTY ~ anal lover
Fu***g Oats ~ Cereal sexual deviant
+ add bomboolabong to any place name
Fair Ho ~ blonde prostitute
Fair Dunkem ~ sex with blonde prostitute
Didgereedont ~ not a hollow instrument
#72
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Pearth ~ land in WA
You F***NG BOOTY ~ anal lover
Fu***g Oats ~ Cereal sexual deviant
+ add bomboolabong to any place name
Fair Ho ~ blonde prostitute
Fair Dunkem ~ sex with blonde prostitute
Didgereedont ~ not a hollow instrument
You F***NG BOOTY ~ anal lover
Fu***g Oats ~ Cereal sexual deviant
+ add bomboolabong to any place name
Fair Ho ~ blonde prostitute
Fair Dunkem ~ sex with blonde prostitute
Didgereedont ~ not a hollow instrument
#74
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Tiawamutu
You're up early
#75
Re: Make up your own Aussie slang....
Originally Posted by Tiawamutu
You're up early
Comes from owning a cockatoo