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Make up your own Aussie slang....
These are the actual answers in a competition where the contestants were asked to take an Australian word & alter it by adding or subtracting or changing just ONE letter… then also supply the definition……
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet. dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact. fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine. mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor. shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity. yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans. bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub. crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants. shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep. technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party. Lets have a go at our very own BE versions! I start the ball rolling with...... flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (sorry to all you cat lovers :D ) |
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I start the ball rolling with......
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (sorry to all you cat lovers :D ) [/QUOTE] cookabourgh - area in the city where all the restaurants are |
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kangapoo - a turd that leaps out of your butt at 40mph!
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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
kangapoo - a turd that leaps out of your butt at 40mph!
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!! |
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wringing pom - piss wet englishman
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Originally Posted by Rooksie
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!
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Queersland - the new sydney
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Totally off-topic but I just came across this & HAD to share:
A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary. Yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out: DJ : QFM, what's your name? Caller: Hi me name's Dave. DJ: Dave , what is your word? Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the Englishdictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense? Caller: Gaan f**k yourself! Ha Ha Ha. At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place forthat sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller DJ: QFM, what's your name? Caller: Hi me name's Jeff. DJ: Jeff , what is your word? Caller: Smee spelt S M E E DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the EnglishDictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense? Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha! :D :D :D :D :D |
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Pou beauty!! A pretty turd coming delicately out your butt.
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[/font]Caller: Smee again! Gaan f**k yourself Ha Ha Ha![/color]
:D :D :D :D :D[/QUOTE] LOL :D |
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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Pou beauty!! A pretty turd coming delicately out your butt.
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billanabong - william and his weed
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cookabourgh - area in the city where all the restaurants are[/QUOTE]
fookabourgh - red light district :D |
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Pork Douglas - a guy from queersland
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The Gold Hoast - Someone who makes you feel welcome with a shower ;)
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