Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:33 pm
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jingling
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Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Wmoore is in big trouble.
His love-child with Willmore needs him, and he refuses to pay alimony. Of course, Vanessa has urged Wmoore to be responsible but he continues to swim to Canada and back, manipulating her into thinking he'll be good each time.
Willmore is not the only one.
Wmoore has love children with Celtic_Angel, Carolinegorka (sorry Fireeater!!), Ransi, Walla, and Snowbunny (sorry Toon!!). I think he has a love child with Brit' n' Tx (sorry Tygre!) too...
This is unacceptable. Let's get him!!!!!
His love-child with Willmore needs him, and he refuses to pay alimony. Of course, Vanessa has urged Wmoore to be responsible but he continues to swim to Canada and back, manipulating her into thinking he'll be good each time.
Willmore is not the only one.
Wmoore has love children with Celtic_Angel, Carolinegorka (sorry Fireeater!!), Ransi, Walla, and Snowbunny (sorry Toon!!). I think he has a love child with Brit' n' Tx (sorry Tygre!) too...
This is unacceptable. Let's get him!!!!!
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:41 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
I'm not arguing with anyone who can swim that distance! He must have muscles like... well, like big muscles.
And very small testicles. Allegedly.
Am I allowed to say testicles?
And very small testicles. Allegedly.
Am I allowed to say testicles?
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:45 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by Wintersong
I'm not arguing with anyone who can swim that distance! He must have muscles like... well, like big muscles.
And very small testicles. Allegedly.
Am I allowed to say testicles?
And very small testicles. Allegedly.
Am I allowed to say testicles?
Please tell me that..you are not carrying Wayne's love-child?
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:46 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by jcapulet
Wmoore is in big trouble.
His love-child with Willmore needs him, and he refuses to pay alimony. Of course, Vanessa has urged Wmoore to be responsible but he continues to swim to Canada and back, manipulating her into thinking he'll be good each time.
Willmore is not the only one.
Wmoore has love children with Celtic_Angel, Carolinegorka (sorry Fireeater!!), Ransi, Walla, and Snowbunny (sorry Toon!!). I think he has a love child with Brit' n' Tx (sorry Tygre!) too...
This is unacceptable. Let's get him!!!!!
His love-child with Willmore needs him, and he refuses to pay alimony. Of course, Vanessa has urged Wmoore to be responsible but he continues to swim to Canada and back, manipulating her into thinking he'll be good each time.
Willmore is not the only one.
Wmoore has love children with Celtic_Angel, Carolinegorka (sorry Fireeater!!), Ransi, Walla, and Snowbunny (sorry Toon!!). I think he has a love child with Brit' n' Tx (sorry Tygre!) too...
This is unacceptable. Let's get him!!!!!
Here is a photo of wm jr! Striking resemblance don't you think. Now come on wm.....you need to take your responsibility seriously with wm jr!
The poor little guy misses you and cries out "daddy" at nite waiting for you to come and visit! We miss you and need to be close by!
As far as wm being "good" each time - believe me that he is!
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:48 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by willmore
Here is a photo of wm jr! Striking resemblance don't you think. Now come on wm.....you need to take your responsibility seriously with wm jr!
The poor little guy misses you and cries out "daddy" at nite waiting for you to come and visit! We miss you and need to be close by!
As far as wm being "good" each time - believe me that he is!
The poor little guy misses you and cries out "daddy" at nite waiting for you to come and visit! We miss you and need to be close by!
As far as wm being "good" each time - believe me that he is!
Poor wayne jr.....
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:49 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by jcapulet
Well, I'm sure the Pacific Ocean has very cold water...it could have seemed that way due to shrinkage?
Please tell me that..you are not carrying Wayne's love-child?
Please tell me that..you are not carrying Wayne's love-child?
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:50 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by jcapulet
You trollop. I thought you were being victimized, but you were enjoying yourself!!
Poor wayne jr.....
Poor wayne jr.....
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:50 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by Wintersong
I plead the 5th.
Trollop!
You're all trollops!!!! :scared:
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:51 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by Wintersong
And is it true about the small testicles?
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:54 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by jcapulet
You trollop. I thought you were being victimized, but you were enjoying yourself!!
Poor wayne jr.....
Poor wayne jr.....
Every last cotton picking minute believe me.....the shy ones are always the best!
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:55 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by jcapulet
What makes you think she was paying attention to that particular part of his anatomy? A little (no pun intended) further North, I think...
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:55 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by Wintersong
And is it true about the small testicles?
No shrinkage anywhere!
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:57 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by willmore
Not in this case believe me!
No shrinkage anywhere!
No shrinkage anywhere!
It's weird, but Australia seems just like the lounge. Where are all the natives?
Aug 3rd 2005, 11:58 pm
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by Wintersong
Oh my. Saucy little minx
It's weird, but Australia seems just like the lounge. Where are all the natives?
It's weird, but Australia seems just like the lounge. Where are all the natives?
After you've had the best it's hard not to shout it from the rooftops!
Probably just trying to avoid us.....foreigners!
But the truth must be told so wm does his duty!
Aug 4th 2005, 12:04 am
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Re: Lounge Invasion to capture Wmoore!
Originally Posted by Wintersong
Oh my. Saucy little minx
It's weird, but Australia seems just like the lounge. Where are all the natives?
It's weird, but Australia seems just like the lounge. Where are all the natives?