Latest world food survey
Sep 21st 2009, 10:53 am
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Latest world food survey
WORLD SURVEY
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN The only question
asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent
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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN The only question
asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent
I use BullGuard Spamfilter to keep my inbox clean.
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Sep 21st 2009, 11:03 am
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Re: Latest world food survey
One of the very few email jokes worth laughing at! 
Sep 21st 2009, 3:45 pm
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Re: Latest world food survey
WORLD SURVEY
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN The only question
asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent
I use BullGuard Spamfilter to keep my inbox clean.
It is completely free: www.bullguard.com/freespamfilter
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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN The only question
asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent
I use BullGuard Spamfilter to keep my inbox clean.
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Sep 21st 2009, 3:49 pm
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Re: Latest world food survey
butt butt
Sep 21st 2009, 9:06 pm
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Re: Latest world food survey
Loved it!
Sep 21st 2009, 9:17 pm
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Re: Latest world food survey
lol 
