Lament of the Billyusboyo
Feb 2nd 2004, 7:45 pm
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Lament of the Billyusboyo
In the dark, dank and desolate wastelands of an industrially scarred Port Talbut resides a proud and haughty creature; the Greater Welsh Billyusboyo.
Each awakening morn he rushes in eager anticipation and with heart pounding to the burrows entrance. He carefully peers outside hoping and praying that his eyes will feast on the vista he so desparately craves.
Alas, silence and resignation. Was that a voice in his head saying "Is it Thursday?"
He dissappointedly comes to terms with the fact that the time is not right. No, today he will not satiate his desire to lead his family on an exodus to the promised land in true Watership Down style.
No, today is another of routine monotony.
He shrugs his shoulders in acceptance.
Indeed, today will be another when many an hour will be spent satisfying his infatuation with posts. This is, after all, his lifeblood. His elixir. Some he rubs, some he carresses and some he bites.
And if he occassionally becomes bored he can always shag some sheep or kill some cats !!!
Each awakening morn he rushes in eager anticipation and with heart pounding to the burrows entrance. He carefully peers outside hoping and praying that his eyes will feast on the vista he so desparately craves.
Alas, silence and resignation. Was that a voice in his head saying "Is it Thursday?"
He dissappointedly comes to terms with the fact that the time is not right. No, today he will not satiate his desire to lead his family on an exodus to the promised land in true Watership Down style.
No, today is another of routine monotony.
He shrugs his shoulders in acceptance.
Indeed, today will be another when many an hour will be spent satisfying his infatuation with posts. This is, after all, his lifeblood. His elixir. Some he rubs, some he carresses and some he bites.
And if he occassionally becomes bored he can always shag some sheep or kill some cats !!!
Feb 2nd 2004, 7:49 pm
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Re: Lament of the Billyusboyo
Originally posted by Bix
In the dark, dank and desolate wastelands of an industrially scarred Port Talbut resides a proud and haughty creature; the Greater Welsh Billyusboyo.
Each awakening morn he rushes in eager anticipation and with heart pounding to the burrows entrance. He carefully peers outside hoping and praying that his eyes will feast on the vista he so desparately craves.
Alas, silence and resignation. Was that a voice in his head saying "Is it Thursday?"
He dissappointedly comes to terms with the fact that the time is not right. No, today he will not satiate his desire to lead his family on an exodus to the promised land in true Watership Down style.
No, today is another of routine monotony.
He shrugs his shoulders in acceptance.
Indeed, today will be another when many an hour will be spent satisfying his infatuation with posts. This is, after all, his lifeblood. His elixir. Some he rubs, some he carresses and some he bites.
And if he occassionally becomes bored he can always shag some sheep or kill some cats !!!
In the dark, dank and desolate wastelands of an industrially scarred Port Talbut resides a proud and haughty creature; the Greater Welsh Billyusboyo.
Each awakening morn he rushes in eager anticipation and with heart pounding to the burrows entrance. He carefully peers outside hoping and praying that his eyes will feast on the vista he so desparately craves.
Alas, silence and resignation. Was that a voice in his head saying "Is it Thursday?"
He dissappointedly comes to terms with the fact that the time is not right. No, today he will not satiate his desire to lead his family on an exodus to the promised land in true Watership Down style.
No, today is another of routine monotony.
He shrugs his shoulders in acceptance.
Indeed, today will be another when many an hour will be spent satisfying his infatuation with posts. This is, after all, his lifeblood. His elixir. Some he rubs, some he carresses and some he bites.
And if he occassionally becomes bored he can always shag some sheep or kill some cats !!!
:scared:
Larissa
PS Did that take you all day?
Feb 2nd 2004, 7:51 pm
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da Bonehead
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Re: Lament of the Billyusboyo
Originally posted by Larissa
Excellent work Bix - the resemblance is uncanny...
:scared:
Larissa
PS Did that take you all day?
Excellent work Bix - the resemblance is uncanny...
:scared:
Larissa
PS Did that take you all day?
Feb 2nd 2004, 10:16 pm
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Your talent shines like a beacon!
