Kiwi speak
 

This one's doing the rounds...

For bist efict, rid out aloud!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as an agent for a prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye make-up
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
day-old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Sucks Peck - half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in American forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well-known computer programme
Sex - one less than sivven
Iggs Ecktly - precisely
Beggage chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the airport

brilliant !
I can just here my Kiwi mates saying this stuff,
gives me a right ol' laugh