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IMMIGRATION:
Stop!
Who approaches the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three!
Ere the other side he see.
IMMIGRANT 1: Ask me the questions, immigration. I am not afraid.
IMMIGRATION: What is your name?
IMMIGRANT 1: My name is Dotty.
IMMIGRATION: What is your quest?
IMMIGRANT 1: To find the Holy Grail.
IMMIGRATION: What is your favourite colour?
IMMIGRANT 1: Blue.
IMMIGRATION: Right. Off you go.
IMMIGRANT 2: That's easy!
IMMIGRATION:
Stop!
Who approacheth the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three!
Ere the other side he see!
IMMIGRANT 2: Ask me the questions, immigration. I am not afraid.
IMMIGRATION: What is your name?
IMMIGRANT 2: My name is Steven of Stevenage!
IMMIGRATION: What is your quest?
IMMIGRANT 2: To seek the Grail!
IMMIGRATION: What is the capital of Assyria?
IMMIGRANT 2: I don't know that!
IMMIGRANT 2: Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
IMMIGRANT 3: Mark of Abingdon!
IMMIGRATION: What is your quest?
IMMIGRANT 3: To seek the Holy Grail.
IMMIGRATION: What is your favorite colour?
IMMIGRANT 3: Blue ... No yelloooooww!
IMMIGRATION: What is your name?
IMMIGRANT 4: It is Pommie Bastard, King of the Britons.
IMMIGRATION: What is your quest?
IMMIGRANT 4: To seek the Holy Grail.
IMMIGRATION: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
IMMIGRANT 4: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
IMMIGRATION: Er ... I don't know that ... Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
OTHERS IN AWE: How do you know so much about swallows?
IMMIGRANT 4: Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

andie

agreed!!!!!!!! i think.

Sindy

Nice one

But I think only die hard Monty Python fans will really appreciate it.

Bill

jockney

well appreciated!!!
Is this the right chatroom for an argument?
" I`ve told you once!! ?

cresta57

Steady on or he'll bite yer legs orf

dotty

Didn't get it, Monty Python must be before my time.

brox

All hail the Knights of Nee

muppetking

Your father was an 'amster and your mother smelled of elderberries!