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COLOR=crimson]Just a few possible answers to various people's postings (PB namely!)[/COLOR]

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
>point of view.
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>*The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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>*I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
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>*Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
>coincidental.
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>*I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
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>*I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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>*What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
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>*I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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>*I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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>*Ahhh...I see the foul-up fairy has visited us again...
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>*I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
>you.
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>*It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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>*Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
>ceremonial.
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>*No, my powers can only be used for good.
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>*How about never? Is never good for you?
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>*I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to
>worship me.
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>*You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
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>*I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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>*I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
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>*It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level
>I'm really quite busy.
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*You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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>*I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself >in public.
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>*Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
>subject.
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