Just a little joke
Nov 24th 2005, 10:08 am
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Just a little joke
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks
her:
"Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with ahood, put some of that
luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
her:
"Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with ahood, put some of that
luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
Nov 24th 2005, 10:11 am
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Re: Just a little joke
So which one was Australian or planning to immigrate to Australia? The nun, the bus driver or the hippe ?
Nov 24th 2005, 10:51 am
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by eintracht
So which one was Australian or planning to immigrate to Australia? The nun, the bus driver or the hippe ?
Nov 24th 2005, 11:24 am
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by eintracht
So which one was Australian or planning to immigrate to Australia? The nun, the bus driver or the hippe ?
<-------- Digs a trench and looks for tin hat.
Good joke though.
Nov 24th 2005, 11:35 am
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by eintracht
So which one was Australian or planning to immigrate to Australia? The nun, the bus driver or the hippe ?
Give it a rest!
It's boring now!!
(Is it just me or anyone else bored stiff of this garbage)?
Nov 24th 2005, 11:36 am
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by Rick C
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks
her:
"Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with ahood, put some of that
luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
her:
"Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with ahood, put some of that
luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
....and sorry Rick - class joke!
Nov 24th 2005, 11:44 am
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Re: Just a little joke
PMSL nice 1
Nov 24th 2005, 12:37 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by Rick C
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks
her:
"Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with ahood, put some of that
luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
her:
"Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with ahood, put some of that
luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
Nov 24th 2005, 12:54 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by cranni
we liked it anyway. nice one
Nov 24th 2005, 1:01 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by Rick C
accounts can be boring.
can !
Nov 24th 2005, 1:01 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by Rick C
Now that everyone is back to normal and posting like they used to, has anyone else got any jokes. I'm bored at work nned a laugh, accounts can be boring.
from my hubby
pulled a bird last night
she undid my flies
and started playing with my dick
I said" you handle that well
she said"ishould do, i used to have one.
Nov 24th 2005, 1:13 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by cranni
im not good at jokes, here goes.
from my hubby
pulled a bird last night
she undid my flies
and started playing with my dick
I said" you handle that well
she said"ishould do, i used to have one.
from my hubby
pulled a bird last night
she undid my flies
and started playing with my dick
I said" you handle that well
she said"ishould do, i used to have one.
Nov 24th 2005, 1:21 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by seang
can !
Nov 24th 2005, 1:55 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by Rick C
As the title of the thread said just a little joke. Sorry about the lack of relevance to emigration but it was just intended as some light hearted fun. Don't want this turning into burgerbwoy type thread.
Nov 24th 2005, 3:29 pm
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Re: Just a little joke
Originally Posted by eintracht
So which one was Australian or planning to immigrate to Australia? The nun, the bus driver or the hippe ?
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her placeand they get undressed The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!
After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on hislittle koala clothes. The woman
is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker
says,
No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a
dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear
and
it reads: HOOKER - person who has sex for money.The koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out
thedoor.
The hooker reads: KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."