Joke Time
#1
Joke Time
Two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanhyfryddawellehynafolybarcudprindafanfygy,they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress - "before we order could you please settle an argument for us,pronounce where we are very slowly"?
The waitress leaned over and said - "burrrrgurrr - kinngg"
P.S I've had a few...
Ransi
At Llanhyfryddawellehynafolybarcudprindafanfygy,they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress - "before we order could you please settle an argument for us,pronounce where we are very slowly"?
The waitress leaned over and said - "burrrrgurrr - kinngg"
P.S I've had a few...
Ransi
#2
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanhyfryddawellehynafolybarcudprindafanfygy,they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress - "before we order could you please settle an argument for us,pronounce where we are very slowly"?
The waitress leaned over and said - "burrrrgurrr - kinngg"
P.S I've had a few...
Ransi
At Llanhyfryddawellehynafolybarcudprindafanfygy,they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress - "before we order could you please settle an argument for us,pronounce where we are very slowly"?
The waitress leaned over and said - "burrrrgurrr - kinngg"
P.S I've had a few...
Ransi
#3
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
Obviously you need to have had a few to appreciate the joke.
Any 1 had a few so you can share your crap jokes
#4
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Any 1 had a few so you can share your crap jokes
Any jokes??
Im bored...
#5
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Any jokes??
Im bored...
Im bored...
#6
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Any jokes??
Im bored...
Im bored...
(sorry for being sexist)
#7
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
No Offence Ransi but your jokes are a joke
Got any your self?
#8
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by neil.b
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. Don't want to interrupt her.
(sorry for being sexist)
(sorry for being sexist)
Ransi
#9
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Cheers mate
Got any your self?
Got any your self?
A Mechanic.....
Boom ....boom,
Not meaning to be racist.
#10
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Cheers mate
Got any your self?
Got any your self?
What do you call an Arab with his arm up a camels arse????
A Mechanic....
#11
Sunning it up in Benowa
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Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ransi
Two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanhyfryddawellehynafolybarcudprindafanfygy,they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress - "before we order could you please settle an argument for us,pronounce where we are very slowly"?
The waitress leaned over and said - "burrrrgurrr - kinngg"
P.S I've had a few...
Ransi
At Llanhyfryddawellehynafolybarcudprindafanfygy,they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress - "before we order could you please settle an argument for us,pronounce where we are very slowly"?
The waitress leaned over and said - "burrrrgurrr - kinngg"
P.S I've had a few...
Ransi
Well you made me laugh !!!!!!! I've also had a few Cheers
#12
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Jane and Russ Middleton
Well you made me laugh !!!!!!! I've also had a few Cheers
Was that a sarcastic way of saying my joke was pants also??????
#13
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Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
Was that a sarcastic way of saying my joke was pants also??????
No i thought it was funny !!! shame a can't pronounce it myself .. cos I can't tell anyone it but have just sent my friend a text...... She thought it was funny too Hey I think its cos we from same area !!
#14
Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Jane and Russ Middleton
No i thought it was funny !!! shame a can't pronounce it myself .. cos I can't tell anyone it but have just sent my friend a text...... She thought it was funny too Hey I think its cos we from same area !!
#15
Sunning it up in Benowa
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Re: Joke Time
Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
good stuff wherabouts in the county are u?
Weedon and you????? funny we are hoping to go to Brisbane too