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Old Nov 10th 2005, 8:07 am
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I'll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

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Old Nov 10th 2005, 8:12 am
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Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I'll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

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Old Nov 10th 2005, 11:00 am
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A man goes to a zoo..but when he arrives there, there's only a dog........
























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Old Nov 10th 2005, 11:31 am
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Apologies if already posted.

Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the
New Orleans disaster - The blame is being put on a Muslim suicide
plumber.
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Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors the Mar di Gras is
cancelled. He expects a record number of floats this year on Main St!

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5 black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating
today under a pier in New Orleans, DNA tests later identified them as
The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk down by
the sea
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Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it
begins "There was a house in New Orleans"

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Hurricane Katrina, typical female! When she came she was warm and wild
When she left she took the house and contents with her


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