A joke (Chattyshazza may appreciate this!)
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A joke (Chattyshazza may appreciate this!)
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>A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she
>noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
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>A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50
>feet
>behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
walking
>a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about
200
>women walking single file.
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>
>The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
the
>woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss,I know
now is
>a
>bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
>funeral is it?" "My husband's."
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>
>"What happened to him?"
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>The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
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>She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
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>The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband
>when the dog turned on her."
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>
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>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women.
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>"Can I borrow the dog?"
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>
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>"Get in line."
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>A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she
>noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
>
>A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50
>feet
>behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
walking
>a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about
200
>women walking single file.
>
>
>The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
the
>woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss,I know
now is
>a
>bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose
>funeral is it?" "My husband's."
>
>
>"What happened to him?"
>
>
>
>The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
>
>
>
>She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>
>
>
>The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband
>when the dog turned on her."
>
>
>
>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women.
>
>
>
>"Can I borrow the dog?"
>
>
>
>"Get in line."
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Re: A joke (Chattyshazza may appreciate this!)
Hee-hee! Good one, Lucy. My MIL is an absolute diamond, thank Goodness, but I wouldn't mind one for Mothers!
Nicky
Nicky