Invitation to tender....
Jan 12th 2004, 3:17 am
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Invitation to tender....
The Association of Bored People (AOBP) would like to announce that tenders are now being taken for the 'At Work and Bored Crapless Entertainment Contract'.
The AOBP was formed to address the plight of the world's many chronic boredom sufferers who are forced, to sit in low-lit, badly ventilated offices each day working on PCs with little or no actual human interaction. Studies have shown that when exposed to this situation for several years without any therapy, individuals become detached from reality and can lapse into a state of anorak.
For this reason the AOBP is inviting tenders from suitably qualified parties to address this problem with provision of an "Entertainment Therapy Plan" or ETP.
Tenderers are asked to submit their outlines for ETPs below, in no more than 50 words.
The AOBP was formed to address the plight of the world's many chronic boredom sufferers who are forced, to sit in low-lit, badly ventilated offices each day working on PCs with little or no actual human interaction. Studies have shown that when exposed to this situation for several years without any therapy, individuals become detached from reality and can lapse into a state of anorak.
For this reason the AOBP is inviting tenders from suitably qualified parties to address this problem with provision of an "Entertainment Therapy Plan" or ETP.
Tenderers are asked to submit their outlines for ETPs below, in no more than 50 words.
