I'm too old :(
May 6th 2005, 11:13 am
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I'm too old :(
I've just been informed by my neighbours 5 year old boy (who annouced 6 months ago that when he grew up he was going to marry me) that I'm now too old to marry him ....
This was said with all sincerity and with a huge effort of explanation so as not to hurt my feelings (bless !) but basically in his words "cos by the time I'm big enough to marry you you'll be dead" !!!!!
Now I know I have my 40th coming up in July but really ..........
This was said with all sincerity and with a huge effort of explanation so as not to hurt my feelings (bless !) but basically in his words "cos by the time I'm big enough to marry you you'll be dead" !!!!!
Now I know I have my 40th coming up in July but really ..........
May 6th 2005, 11:14 am
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
I've just been informed by my neighbours 5 year old boy (who annouced 6 months ago that when he grew up he was going to marry me) that I'm now too old to marry him ....
This was said with all sincerity and with a huge effort of explanation so as not to hurt my feelings (bless !) but basically in his words "cos by the time I'm big enough to marry you you'll be dead" !!!!!
Now I know I have my 40th coming up in July but really ..........
This was said with all sincerity and with a huge effort of explanation so as not to hurt my feelings (bless !) but basically in his words "cos by the time I'm big enough to marry you you'll be dead" !!!!!
Now I know I have my 40th coming up in July but really ..........
May 6th 2005, 11:15 am
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Re: I'm too old :(
LOL
Cuteness
-Becs
Cuteness
-Becs
May 6th 2005, 11:20 am
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
I've just been informed by my neighbours 5 year old boy (who annouced 6 months ago that when he grew up he was going to marry me) that I'm now too old to marry him ....
This was said with all sincerity and with a huge effort of explanation so as not to hurt my feelings (bless !) but basically in his words "cos by the time I'm big enough to marry you you'll be dead" !!!!!
Now I know I have my 40th coming up in July but really ..........
This was said with all sincerity and with a huge effort of explanation so as not to hurt my feelings (bless !) but basically in his words "cos by the time I'm big enough to marry you you'll be dead" !!!!!
Now I know I have my 40th coming up in July but really ..........
A 53 year old with an 18 year old hmmm, are you Joan Collins?
Cheers,
JTL
May 6th 2005, 11:25 am
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Re: I'm too old :(
He must be a clever wee chappie.
Ach well, probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.
Ach well, probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.
May 6th 2005, 11:36 am
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Re: I'm too old :(
Really sad for you M 
Can you do the little bugger for breach of contract ?
No matter though, there are plenty more fish in the sea.....if you want a trout that is
Can you do the little bugger for breach of contract ?
No matter though, there are plenty more fish in the sea.....if you want a trout that is
May 6th 2005, 11:46 am
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Re: I'm too old :(
poor mairi
hey holy sh**te
...ive just remembered....we didnt sort out the lunch thing today....you didnt go did you!!!!!!
hey holy sh**te
...ive just remembered....we didnt sort out the lunch thing today....you didnt go did you!!!!!!
May 6th 2005, 12:05 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Bix
Really sad for you M
Can you do the little bugger for breach of contract ?
No matter though, there are plenty more fish in the sea.....if you want a trout that is
Can you do the little bugger for breach of contract ?
No matter though, there are plenty more fish in the sea.....if you want a trout that is
Oooooooh - breach of contract. Now there's an idea !!!!! Actually not sure that will work on a 5 year old, but maybe withholding sloppy kisses will
Mairi (the old trout)
Last edited by Vegemite Kids; May 6th 2005 at 12:14 pm.
May 6th 2005, 12:07 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by yvsie
poor mairi
hey holy sh**te ...ive just remembered....we didnt sort out the lunch thing today....you didnt go did you!!!!!!
hey holy sh**te
...ive just remembered....we didnt sort out the lunch thing today....you didnt go did you!!!!!! will call you to organise a new time.
May 6th 2005, 12:12 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
Oooops - No - I forgot as well !!!!!
will call you to organise a new time.
will call you to organise a new time.
May 6th 2005, 12:16 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life
Nevermind at least you are still on talking terms.,,,It must be tough getting dumped by a 5 yr old though,,,
Need lots of karma to help me get over this (hint hint)
May 6th 2005, 12:18 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Australia Bound
Ach well, probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.
oooooh the humiliation
May 6th 2005, 12:20 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Well you would be cracking on a bit by the time he reaches 18.
A 53 year old with an 18 year old hmmm, are you Joan Collins?
Cheers,
JTL
A 53 year old with an 18 year old hmmm, are you Joan Collins?
Cheers,
JTL
(shame)
May 6th 2005, 12:44 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
works in hollywood all the time - oops - wait a minute - I'm not in hollywood (shame)
(shame)
May 6th 2005, 12:48 pm
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Re: I'm too old :(
out of the mouths of babes, lol 
