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Old Mar 2nd 2007, 4:22 am
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Booked and paid for a golf holiday to Thailand - flights, golf and hotel. Recently realised that my passport only has 3 months left so sent it to British Consulate, who today tell me that it won't be ready in time. I then find out that Thailand would have let me in so call Consulate to see if they can return it. Firstly I can't speak with the passport office as they close at 3pm ( no wonder they have a backlog) and secondly as it's already being processed it can't be returned as it's been cancelled. Deep joy.

So the moral from today's tale of woe is make sure you have 6 months on the passport, make sure you renew in time and make sure you know what the rules are regarding entry conditions.

So instead of sunning myself in Phuket with 5 mates next week I'll be in a caravan at Lakes Entrance with Inlaws and kids.

I'm off to the pub to ger very drunk, and probably pick up a Thai on my way back.
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Bugger

I was going to send you some "Phuk-et" k but alas I have to "spread" first.....

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do u want to give him your sticker or will I give him mine lol
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do u want to give him your sticker or will I give him mine lol
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thats phuk,,ed it!!
looks like a bad back might have to come into play with the old insurance company,,,

hope things turn out for you....

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Take your pick from the following terms of endearment passed to me by folks I was due to travel with - arse, tit, cock, idiot, twat, f+++wit.

There were others but I was out of ear shot with my heid doon the pan.


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Originally Posted by haggis supper
Booked and paid for a golf holiday to Thailand - flights, golf and hotel. Recently realised that my passport only has 3 months left so sent it to British Consulate, who today tell me that it won't be ready in time. I then find out that Thailand would have let me in so call Consulate to see if they can return it. Firstly I can't speak with the passport office as they close at 3pm ( no wonder they have a backlog) and secondly as it's already being processed it can't be returned as it's been cancelled. Deep joy.

So the moral from today's tale of woe is make sure you have 6 months on the passport, make sure you renew in time and make sure you know what the rules are regarding entry conditions.

So instead of sunning myself in Phuket with 5 mates next week I'll be in a caravan at Lakes Entrance with Inlaws and kids.

I'm off to the pub to ger very drunk, and probably pick up a Thai on my way back.

I don't know if it's the same for British passports but when I was in your position I sent proof of travel and my application and recieved my passport the next day. You should call them again.
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Oh Haggis... that sucks.

Still, the Entrance is very nice....
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Hmmm. 6 blokes, Phuket, golf, beer, Thai food vs Mother in Law, 2 screaming bairns in caravan.

Thanks though !


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Oh Haggis... that sucks.

Still, the Entrance is very nice....
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Hmmm. 6 blokes, Phuket, golf, beer, Thai food vs Mother in Law, 2 screaming bairns in caravan.

Thanks though !


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Take your pick from the following terms of endearment passed to me by folks I was due to travel with - arse, tit, cock, idiot, twat, f+++wit.

There were others but I was out of ear shot with my heid doon the pan.
u forgot DICK darlin lol
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Hmmm. 6 blokes, Phuket, golf, beer, Thai food vs Mother in Law, 2 screaming bairns in caravan

6 blokes? oh at least you hear the sories.
Phuket? Avoid in my opinion.
Golf- Bummer. Thats would be cool.
Beer- Say no more!
Thai food (must add) at a fraction of athe cost about a dollar or so a meal. **** i miss LOS.

V The MIL. No contest mate. Hope you can get the chance to go to LOs.
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[QUOTE=bridie;4472172]Bugger

Did you do the Jack Sparrow voice of the above but with Oh Bugger!
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Did you do the Jack Sparrow voice of the above but with Oh Bugger!
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