I want to leave England
Dec 6th 2005, 6:36 am
#76
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by dshole
He might not be, after all hairdressers are on the MODL.
G
Dec 6th 2005, 6:41 am
#77
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by wanderingwombat
At ease everyone.
It's a typo.
He meant AUSTRIA (that kangaroo-free country!). Those l's & i's look so alike on a keyboard.
Thank goodness for that.
WW
It's a typo.
He meant AUSTRIA (that kangaroo-free country!). Those l's & i's look so alike on a keyboard.
Thank goodness for that.
WW
Dec 6th 2005, 7:19 am
#78
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by arkon
Seriously though, lets just pretend for a minute that the OP was serious and genuine, if he was then everyone is just a bunch of ar**holes. He sounded a bit slow to me and we all looked at him and laughed then took the piss. On the other hand it might have been one of you with an alias having a laugh. Even so shouldn't we always err on the side of caution with people with a few posts to their name just in case they are real. Everyone makes a pigs ear out of their 1st few posts before they realise the politically correct way to structure a post.
Dec 6th 2005, 7:22 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by arkon
Seriously though, lets just pretend for a minute that the OP was serious and genuine, if he was then everyone is just a bunch of ar**holes. He sounded a bit slow to me and we all looked at him and laughed then took the piss. On the other hand it might have been one of you with an alias having a laugh. Even so shouldn't we always err on the side of caution with people with a few posts to their name just in case they are real. Everyone makes a pigs ear out of their 1st few posts before they realise the politically correct way to structure a post.
i want to leave england as i am fed with council tax winter living with so much imigrants...
Dec 6th 2005, 8:07 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by arkon
Seriously though, lets just pretend for a minute that the OP was serious and genuine, if he was then everyone is just a bunch of ar**holes. He sounded a bit slow to me and we all looked at him and laughed then took the piss. On the other hand it might have been one of you with an alias having a laugh. Even so shouldn't we always err on the side of caution with people with a few posts to their name just in case they are real. Everyone makes a pigs ear out of their 1st few posts before they realise the politically correct way to structure a post.
Dec 6th 2005, 8:09 am
#81
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by seang
Cant see any problems. Expect the process to take about 2-3 weeks. Few forms to fill in and then send your passport to the Aus HC in london and should have it back in a few days. Although it is christmas time so allow a few extra days.
Aus working hours are generally shorter than UK.
You may have one issue there though ....where to park your spaceship
Aus working hours are generally shorter than UK.
You may have one issue there though ....where to park your spaceship
HE HE
Love it!
Dec 6th 2005, 8:37 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by possoms
I like Mervyn 
Dec 6th 2005, 8:38 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by possoms
I like Mervyn
Dec 6th 2005, 9:56 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Hey Merv
Please please don't leave the U.K..............England needs people like you !!
p.s Where did you learn to spell !!!!!
Please please don't leave the U.K..............England needs people like you !!
p.s Where did you learn to spell !!!!!
Dec 6th 2005, 10:03 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by jarv
Hey Merv
Please please don't leave the U.K..............England needs people like you !!
p.s Where did you learn to spell !!!!!
Please please don't leave the U.K..............England needs people like you !!
p.s Where did you learn to spell !!!!!
Dec 6th 2005, 10:19 am
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Re: I want to leave England
Just read some more ...PMSL
Come back Mervyn ......we need to know whether you've 'got it' yet !!
Tried to send you karma...but bugger me..it was blank
Come back Mervyn ......we need to know whether you've 'got it' yet !!
Tried to send you karma...but bugger me..it was blank
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Dec 6th 2005, 12:11 pm
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by mumomonty
you are joking. everyone knows what it is in NZ
Dec 6th 2005, 12:34 pm
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Re: I want to leave England
Originally Posted by Hutch
I'd still treat such sentiments with the contempt they deserve...
Dec 6th 2005, 1:38 pm
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Re: I want to leave England
Don't care whether Mervyn is the real deal or not, I think he's priceless. His postings, albeit intentionally or not, have given me the best laugh I've had in ages.
I'm thinking of starting 'Luurving Meryvn' Fan Club in his honour - anyone else want to join?
Nicky
I'm thinking of starting 'Luurving Meryvn' Fan Club in his honour - anyone else want to join?
Nicky